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Haul!!!

bath fizzes-$14

room spray x3-$25.5

rings-$9.90

sticker-$3

cherry earrings-$7.90

clementine body lotion-$12.50

blossom lip gloss x3-$15

hand lotion x4-$20

hand mirror-$24

cards against humanity-$10

stuffed bunny-$15

chap stick x3-$36

chokers-$13

glass pearls-$8

fake nails x3-$30

bun holder-$4

pens x2-$7.80

The Diary of a Young Girl-$14

Lü$h items-$35

+ shower gel-$17

Asian market items

rice bowls x4-$14

roasted peas-$7

seaweed-$12.70

jar of wafer sticks-$19

total-$374.3 plus tax-$404.3

Im really proud of this one guys, i got all this in one day. if anyone is wondering where i got the food, it’s at a market called 888 in Kansas City. and btw i just wanted to say, it’s so stupid when i see something stored in a box and it says like “security protected” when i can just take out the paper inside the box that the item is attached to. like the heck ???? also sorry for the bad quality i just had to get everything in the photo.

how to steal from restaurants

DISCLAIMER!!! never use this on family owned companies. they use their food services as a way to support themselves. doing this on those companies would be no different than stealing directly from a person!

step one: order your food as it is, but leave out one item in your order that you plan on stealing, this item has to be the same as something else you order.

step two: once you get your food, either go back to your seat if it’s fast food, or just say thank you and then wait for your waiter to walk away.

step three: take a food item off of your tray and you have two options, eat it or hide it. a simple way to hide it is in between a napkin and under your purse.

step four: talk to the server and tell them they forgot to give you (insert hidden/eaten item here) and show them your tray. you can also show them your receipt to prove that you ordered and payed for it but “don’t have it”.

and that’s all! theyll most likely give you another one. i hope i explained this clearly, its a pretty simple method once you know it. if you have any questions you are welcome to ask me :)

Gift Haul!!

macaron bath fizzes- $17

doughnut bun holder- $5.50

hat- $18

gift bag- $2

snoöpy jar- $10

îciñg earrings- $8

hangdown earrings x2- $40

bôb rösś necklace- $15

stickers x3- $9

water bottle cap (i lost a cap so lifted a new one)

hand lotion x2- $10

total: $134.50 plus tax: $145.26

i went on a little trip to the mall this weekend and got some things that i’ve been wanting to get for my friends. when i was waiting by the exit for the bus to pick me up i saw a girl with a full purse and no shopping bags walk out and the alarm went off but she just kept walking. that’s how you do proud of her just hope she didn’t get into any trouble and never does

this weeks haul :)

gum x6- $5.70

wet wipes x2- $6

gum drops- $2

jelly beans- $5

acne wash- $6

face mask x2- $4.70

bûrts bëes- $4

càrmêx x3- $5.30

cabin socks x2- $22

teddy bear- $4

ring- $54

necklace- $10

sloth toy(not pictured)- $7

wrapping paper(not pictured)- $10

total- $145.70 plus tax- $157.36

these are all the things i got this week, like over half of them of them are gifts actually lol. the first time i got wrapping paper on this trip i baught it for $5 because my anti friend made me but then i lost it (this is what happens when i buy stuff) so we were about to leave (i rode a bus there) and then i went back into hällmárk and grabbed the wrapping paper that I wanted in the first place and then walked out like I had bought it. i just hope that whoever found my wrapping paper had kept it for themselves instead of returning it.

these four scrunchies=$2 all together

this single scrunchie=$5

and that’s why i shoplift

small thanksgiving haul!

hair ties- $5.70

scrunchie- $5.00

candles- $2.00

markers- $48.00

earrings- $15.00

doughnut squishy(not pictured)- $3.00

total- $78.70 plus tax- $84.76

some things i got over thanksgiving break :) the funniest part was that some of the markers i took had a glass case over it but the lock was broken

how to make some extra cash

so if you want a little extra money without working for it and not up to the return method (that btw never works) then go ahead and use this method :)

so say you’re going to the store or whatever and announce it to everyone in the house and ask if they want you to pick up anything for them. theyll give you money for you to buy it for them and then you can just lift it instead. and there you go some free money from your friends :)

HAUL!!!! plus my caught story

4 dollar panties x5 - $20

5 dollar hand cream x2 - $10

sticker - $3

pin - $2

earrings - $17

dragonfly pin - $20

pink crystal necklace - $22

“hand of God” necklace - $15

Disani water bottle that i threw away - $1.50

total- $110.5 plus tax - $119.34

so i went on a “shopping” spree to Legends and went with a couple of my friends. one of them lifts only a few things and the other doesn’t but she doesn’t really care that we do. so anyways we having a good time picking up a few things and spending our money on ice cream and shit instead of accessories. and so we were walking by claires and i mentioned that they are SUPER easy and have really low security to we went in and i shove a phone case, some scrunchies, and a bun holder in me and my friend’s bag and it was going pretty well but then a lady worker behind us yelled “you can either put that back, or i can call security over” (and everyone in the whole ass store heard her) and then said some other shit and i SWEAR TO GOD she kept saying like i know you guys think youre slick can you just chill the fuck out i mean she made us leave after and i really wanted those things im like really pissed. so in a nutshell, no matter how low security, be just as cautious as if it were a diomond shop. DONT GET COCKY OR YOU WILL GET COUGHT. so yeah anyways i’m pretty proud of this one. have a good night everyone :)

some little things i picked up today

lip scrub- $8.50

perfume- $12.50

hand cream-$5.00

total-$26.00

so my mom and sister visited me today and we went to Legends to go shopping. at first we went to H&M which has super nice clothes and doesn’t count, but i was with my family AND didn’t bring my purse so sadly couldn’t lift anything but my mom did buy me a super nice outfit :) next we went to Bath & Body Works. when i walked in there were NO TOWERS (which is honestly a blessing from God to me) and it was very crowded because there was a sale going on and so it was super easy to conceal and i just put those small things into my waist line and then left.

stay safe out there lifters

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