#knock it off the counter like a cat

Full-shift werewolves are superior because as kids, shifting is Hard without a grown-up to help, and kids spend most of their time in pup form until they learn how to shift on their own, and even then it’s more fun to be pup-shaped than kid-shaped. At any given time, there are 2-3 pups underfoot, and more are probably causing chaos nearby.

Being pup-shaped means adults having to be creative about time-out. Bad and Naughty Pups go in the Punishment Pot.

It’s the only thing that works bc they can’t chew through it and it’s too tall for them to jump out of, so there’s just a very smol little fuzzball seething with Rage at the bottom of the soup pot.

2½ pounds of “fuck you.”