will i ever be over escalus demanding benvolio tell him how he tricked rosaline into trusting him for the sole purpose of teaching him how best to manipulate her and good old benny boy breathing with his numbered breaths said no, i love her, i tell her the truth, her trust in me is more real than anything i have ever known.
There should have been an episode of Supernatural where Chuck decided he didn’t like what happened in the previous episode so he rewrites it. The episode starts almost identical to the previous - same monster of the week, same dialogue about how to fight it - but they’re in different clothes and a different part of the bunker. We keep cutting to Chuck making decisions about what he didn’t like last time and changing things up, all the while Cas is getting squinty and head tilty. You see him start to anticipate which Winchester will speak next and eventually he mouths one of their lines along with them, still visibly confused.
“We’ve done this before…” Cas eventually says out loud.
“Hunt a vamp?” Dean replies, “uh, yeah, man. Once or twice.”
Cas, existing outside of the narrative, inventor of free will, angel with a crack in his chassis, can sense the rewriting. Can remember what was said before, the mistakes they made, the lives they lost, and manages to take down the vamp in record time. We cut to Chuck getting more and more frustrated, writing random lines for the Winchesters to throw him off, sending in different monsters to distract him. But Cas saves the day over and over just because Chuck screwed his kid over so much that he learnt to defy his very existence. I just think it would be neat.
Cas and Chuck entering a sort of who-can-throw-the-other-off-more fight, Chuck writing random shit and Cas answering by doing even more random but strangely effective shit. Chuck getting more and more agitated and aggressive in his writing - even literally, breaking the tips of pencils bc he presses down while writing so hard, pens going through the page and tearing holes into the paper. Cas getting more unhinged in his responses, until he ultimately ends the fight by just grabbing Dean by the lapels of his flannel and kissing him right on the mouth, causing the episode to end with Chuck desperately scrawling away on the page before finally balling it up and throwing it onto the floor before throwing up his hands in frustration and walking off. Cut back to Dean and Cas, far too lost in each other to even notice any of Chuck’s fixing attempts.
Full-shift werewolves are superior because as kids, shifting is Hard without a grown-up to help, and kids spend most of their time in pup form until they learn how to shift on their own, and even then it’s more fun to be pup-shaped than kid-shaped. At any given time, there are 2-3 pups underfoot, and more are probably causing chaos nearby.
Being pup-shaped means adults having to be creative about time-out. Bad and Naughty Pups go in the Punishment Pot.
It’s the only thing that works bc they can’t chew through it and it’s too tall for them to jump out of, so there’s just a very smol little fuzzball seething with Rage at the bottom of the soup pot.
2½ pounds of “fuck you.”
The Resentment of the Punishment Pot is so deeply embedded that the first time Stiles decides to make bigos for the pack, when he takes out the big soup pot, Derek and Peter both give a reflexive little growl at the sight of it because fuck. that. pot.
Stiles is left staring at them like, “whoa, WTF?” They’ve never protested him cooking for them before, and they like his mom’s recipes, they’ve stolen his damn leftovers often enough, so they better tell him what gives.
Cue Derek and Peter exchanging nervous glances, trying to decide what’ll be worse, telling Stiles they don’t like his cooking (bad) or admitting the utter absurdity of the fact that they used to get put in a motherfucking soup pot as a time-out (also bad).
Full-shift werewolves are superior because as kids, shifting is Hard without a grown-up to help, and kids spend most of their time in pup form until they learn how to shift on their own, and even then it’s more fun to be pup-shaped than kid-shaped. At any given time, there are 2-3 pups underfoot, and more are probably causing chaos nearby.
Being pup-shaped means adults having to be creative about time-out. Bad and Naughty Pups go in the Punishment Pot.
It’s the only thing that works bc they can’t chew through it and it’s too tall for them to jump out of, so there’s just a very smol little fuzzball seething with Rage at the bottom of the soup pot.
