#kyman incorrect quotes

Cartman: Just, so you know, I was sneaking into your room at night for a majority of 4th grade through middle school.

Kyle: …Oh, so that’s how you gave me HIV.

Stan: *Spits out vodka* WHAT!?

Cartman:KHAL!

Kyle: What? You did.

Cartman: …Think about how that response sounds to our dear friend Stanley, please.

Kyle: OH- OH SHIT! WAIT- THATS NOT AT ALL WHAT I MEANT.

Stan: Too late. I’m already texting Kenny.

Cartman & Kyle: God fucking damnit.

Kyle: What are you doing here

Cartman:I-

Kyle: Five words or less.

Cartman:Out…for…a…walk…

Cartman:…Bitch