#south park incorrect quotes
Craig: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Kyle:Yes.
Craig: I was hula hooping. Tweek and I attend a class for fitness and fun.
Kyle: Oh, my God.
Craig: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the opposite-doodle.
Kyle: Why are you telling me this?
Craig: Because no one will ever believe you.
Kyle: You sick son of a bitch.
Cartman: Just, so you know, I was sneaking into your room at night for a majority of 4th grade through middle school.
Kyle: …Oh, so that’s how you gave me HIV.
Stan: *Spits out vodka* WHAT!?
Cartman:KHAL!
Kyle: What? You did.
Cartman: …Think about how that response sounds to our dear friend Stanley, please.
Kyle: OH- OH SHIT! WAIT- THATS NOT AT ALL WHAT I MEANT.
Stan: Too late. I’m already texting Kenny.
Cartman & Kyle: God fucking damnit.
Cartman on Reddit: Fellas, is it gay to obsess over the same guy for years, and piss him off for fun, because it’s funny to watch him prove you wrong, and save his life multiple times, but tell him you want him dead, and as the years go on you realize that when he’s not around a part of you feels hallow, but you don’t know how to interact with him like a normal person, and even with all of the shit you put him through, he’s always at the bus stop in the morning, ready to get in another petty argument, and you don’t know how to break the cycle, because every time you’re nice to him he thinks something’s wrong with you, so you keep going, but every-so-often you have a genuine moment together and those rare moments keep you going on the worst nights?
Asking for a friend…
from instagram
he wants love too
