#lars ostling

Lars Ostling of Sweden—where he’s probably better known as the comparatively frail husband of the truly gigantic female bodybuilder/reality star Irene Andersen than for his own remarkable physique—benefits greatly, as do so many men, from the addition of facial hair, which he apparently shaves off and regrows at utterly random, totally irregular intervals for reasons known only to himself. While his body is always on point—massive and dense, but not without its own shapely lines, if you look closely enough—and he fills out those posers very nicely indeed, that beard takes him from merely impressive as a physical specimen, to the kind of ultra-masculine hotness that provokes disreputable, straight-up piggish lust. A very, very hot man.