#laugh rule

eneyx-dev:

angelhive:

vellicour:

actually THIS is the only good tiktok

This is literally what it’s like

onesentencemusings:

Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.

Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

chipper-smol:

a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

booksandchainmail:

gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

I think I might have played too many city builder games during quarantine. I just tried to rotate the angle of my word document using the middle scroll button to try and get a better look at the plot.

If it makes you feel better, I’ve been gardening so much the thought “The wifi is running slow, maybe the router needs to be watered” occured to me last night.

#crosswired impulses are deeply hilarious to me#i was taking a greek class and a higher math class at the same and i tried to decline some differential equations#which. did not help funnily enough. differential equations are still bad even in the accusative (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

calder:

when you raise some decrepit punk from the dead to do your bidding so they rip you from your life support throne and give you a fatal respiratory infection on purpose and replace your ancient robot bimbos with their own custom male robot bimbos and physically eat you

hotvampireadjacent:

This kitty looks so mad

gaycism:

~

yinx1:

thealternativeteacher:

weonsinnombre:

the girl: my diabolical mind

The way they just sit in shock

filmnoirsbian:

butchniqabi:

filmnoirsbian:

There’s a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

Minotaur in his kitchen

enki2:

michellethestan:

Exclusive leak of the Our Flag Means Death Season 2 poster!

ALT

spacebingus:

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

roll–a–d20:

weeniebagel:

e-seal:

weeniebagel:

im forming a bloggers union. make sure to pay your monthly dues and youll be protected by people who steal your posts 

This doesn’t sound a union… this sounds like the mob?

tony, softblock her knees in

y’got it boss.

slippyflippers:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

redbudbutch:

This is a lesbian sex party invitation from 1970s San Francisco. I love that it has coffee stains on it, like it was left out on a table for a while.

everydaylouie:

FURNITURE HELLSCAPE (a song)

video made with ikea’s online design tools!