#laugh rule
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
2
nothing wrong with me
3
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
2
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
3
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Why does everyone think that when they get superpowers they have to either be a villain or a hero or use their powers for some cause. FUCK THAT. I’m using my telekinesis to get chores done. I’m using my water breathing abilities to dress as a creepy mermaid and scare the fuck out of surfers. Man, I don’t have time to develop a moral code or goal. My powers will be used to spice up my life and the lives of everyone around me in minor ways whether y’all like it or not.
Hey, OP, I know you’re busy spicing up your life, but your aunt called: apparently your uncle was supposed to come home after dropping you off near the wrestling arena, but he hasn’t even called, do you know where he is?
oh you’re a fan of my writing? name five of the unfinished stories sitting in my drafts
you’re just trying to outsource title generation
alsjfkdajklfas i’ve been found out
The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
Like… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty… i have to make sure i get exercise… i’m not qualified for this
Why would you abandon this in the tags?