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edandstede:

fabstan:

squidexplosions:

izzy hands was like ‘is anybody going to rip this guy’s shirt open to reveal his chest’ and then didn’t wait for an answer

tags from @weirdgirlcore & myself <3

the-rumbles:In favor of nuffing Steven and Amy I have given the Spirit Leave Body powers to Amy but the-rumbles:In favor of nuffing Steven and Amy I have given the Spirit Leave Body powers to Amy but the-rumbles:In favor of nuffing Steven and Amy I have given the Spirit Leave Body powers to Amy but

the-rumbles:

In favor of nuffing Steven and Amy I have given the Spirit Leave Body powers to Amy but it is still Steven who is the Gem Whisperer. A real Team Effort
#DoNotWakeSleepySteve


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soclonely:

Rex- A pile of dirt and grass from some hole that Hardcase dug to try and make an underground fort again
Echo- A mutated frog that was lost in the sewers of Coruscant
Fives- Rolled up putting green carpet from a mini golf place
Jesse- General Skywalkers pet
Kix- A fashion disaster. Green and brown robes dont go together psh
Tup- Bald Tooka cat with a skin condition
Dogma- extra large iguana
Hardcase- A pet that he should take home and hide under his bunk for a new pet
Coric- A tripping hazard
Bly- Something that should go work with the 501st instead of the 327th
99- Himself but with green paint all over his body
Cody- Crazy
Waxer/Boil- Oscar the Grouch
Wolffe- Trouble
Boost/Sinker- A booger
Hunter- One of Techs weird science experiments gone wrong
Wrecker- a hulk action figure. actually tried picking Yoda up to play with him. 
Tech- An opportunity for a science experiment to go wrong
Crosshair- The newest defective clone member of the bad batch (kamino labs get wild)

ignatia:

themuppetmasterencyclopedia:

When it rains, it pours….

I love you. Most ardently

spacebingus:

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

speakswords:

thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:

the ao3 lyric video strikes again

THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING AS FUCKING HILARIOUSAS IT WAS

ankle-beez:

Tumblr users who didn’t leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

keldeer:

tiktoksforlosers:

X

It was okay, and then I saw the fucking tag

prokopetz:

fuckaspunk:

heedra:

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

If you’re terribly curious why this is, it’s because William Gibson – the guy whose work is largely synonymous with first-wave literary cyberpunk – spent most of the 1970s bumming around the Toronto drug scene (for many years he claimed he’d moved to Canada in order to avoid the Vietnam draft, though he later admitted that it was mostly for easier access to weed), and much of the distinctive argot of his work is based on the youth counterculture slang he observed during that period of his life. So basically the reason that dialogue in classic cyberpunk sounds Like That is because the characters all talk like teenage Canadian stoners from the 70s.

lyanro:

halfpastrandom:

holmesianscholar:

drtanner:

megisepic:

I love this tiny disaster child.

Oh my goodness, little baby.

Highlights

Info: She’d escaped from the box and was put back… which was apparently the last straw. Thus, tantrum. 

(source: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/fa9lwc/one_of_our_kittens_is_a_bit_of_a_drama_queen/)

fresh out of the womb ready to THROW HANDS

darkestabsol:

Ingo & Emmet and Stede & Blackbeard are neck and neck for Tumblr’s Next Top Blorbo and-

Oh my god it’s Jonathan Harker coming out of nowhere with a steel chair!

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