i like that tumblr suggested this to me, like, you’ll love this isabelle. you’ll love these jiggling cubes. and for once, tumblr was right. i do love them.
“Characters in Dracula don’t know they’re in Dracula” actually just statistical error. Most character in Dracula know they are in Dracula. Jonathan Harker, who ignores five hundred warning signs a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
[Image 1: screenshot of Lan Xichen looking at Nie Mingjue with a partial screenshotted text post reading ‘i could fix him’. Image 2: screenshot of Jin Guangyao sitting at the qin looking up at Nie Mingjue with a smile. The text reads well he’s already in my wood chipper.] Original post
![A screenshot of the code section open in MacOS. Most of the code looks fine, but in the middle of the screenshot, on code line 101 it says exports.guy = [ From lines 102 down to 113, taking up most of the entire bottom half of the screenshot, is a vertical photograph of Guy Fieri, a middle aged white man with spiky blonde hair, a black leather jacket and a blue shirt. The photograph crops out anything below that. On line 114, right below the image, is the ] closing bracket for the code on line 101. summary: A photograph of Guy Fieri is enclosed in the code segment that seems to export him if a certain error occurs.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/21b44b3e9d914a7ba3ff1dbc373bf336/5bf4d6fcac821154-51/s640x960/e715d9075f79f8379a78d2ba7bedfe894bebee6a.png)
