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goldfinchnatural:

“most people who say they’re bisexual are actually straight and looking for attention” is a biphobic misconception and a statistical error. most people who say they’re bisexual are bisexual. misha collins, who lives in a cave, comes out as straight repeatedly, and commits 10000 attention stunts a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

anscathmarcach:

dominateeye:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

World Heritage Post

World Heritage Post and the OP hasn’t been deleted/changed their URL after all this time.

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

#spiders    #spiders georg    

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

video description: a video of a white guy talking to the camera. he says “I have an alpha male diet. Now, what does that mean? It means I only eat predators. okay, do not put a prey animal on my plate. I will not touch it. now who’s the number one predator? Pound for pound? Its spiders. Spiders can take down animals 1000 times their size. so i eat anywhere from 3000 to 4000 spiders a day. people are saying thats too many spiders. People are saying you shouldn’t be eating any spiders. I’m saying you’re listening to the beta FDA telling you you need a (in air quotes) ‘balanced diet’ when the natural male diet was spiders until agriculture made us soft. now if you’re interested in the all spider diet, you can check out my website, i’ve got some recipes for spiders as well as blueprints for spider traps. its www. Alphamalekingsbeeeating dot squarespace dot com. That’s www. Alphamalekingsbeeeating dot squarespace dot com” end video

next is an image of the person who is usually saying ‘beyonce’ in the meme but here she is saying ‘spiders georg?!?’ end image

rosietwiggs:

rosietwiggs:

i was present a few months ago when my best friend found out that outlier isn’t pronounced “oot-lee-yay” and i haven’t been the same since

“average person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. No person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay. French Canadian Georg, who has mispronounced word for 39 years, is an ootleeyay adn should not have been counted

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

#christ    #spiders georg    #tiktok    #sound on    

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

#there he is    #videos    #spiders georg    #satire    #insects cw    #eating cw    

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

urbanfantasyinspiration: kansascity-elffriend:overlord-puffin:myrcella: Luis eats fucking what

urbanfantasyinspiration:

kansascity-elffriend:

overlord-puffin:

myrcella:

Luis eats fucking what

Turns out Georg wasn’t as much of an outlier as we thought


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ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

#spiders georg    #tiktok    

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

vulcansdarkest:

“All Roman senators get stabbed 3 times in the Theater of Pompey” actually just statistical error. The average Roman senator gets stabbed in the Theater of of Pompey 0 times. Jeorgius Caesar, who gets stabbed by tumblr 1,000,000 times every Ides of March is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Reblogging it late but I don’t care.

ur-cute-so-i:

grammarmancer:

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

#spiders georg    #spiders    #amazing    #comedy gold    

librarianpirate:

the-real-seebs:

librarianpirate:

I have eaten

the spiders
that were in
my cave

and which
you were probably
counting
for statistical purposes

Forgive me
I am an outlier
adn
should not have been counted

“Average poem parodied three times a year” factoid is actually statistical error. Average poem is parodied 0 times a year. This is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams, which is not a metaphor for Plato’s cave and is parodied over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

I’m not sure when this bottom bit here got added but it really is the best addition to my post I’ve ever seen.

elennare:

“Characters in Dracula don’t know they’re in Dracula” actually just statistical error. Most character in Dracula know they are in Dracula. Jonathan Harker, who ignores five hundred warning signs a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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