curlicuecal:

damnfool-of-a-took:

nudityandnerdery:

pondering-the-kaiju:

Why is salt good for exorcism and banishing and all that jazz?

Well you see, way back in the day people knew jack-all about germs and microbes and for all they knew it was evil spirits that got into their food and made it go a-spoil.

They Noticed and Observed that when you soaked food in a Lot of Salt, food stayed good longer. So that meant that the salt was keeping the bad spirits out.

Now, tossing around salt and making salt circles makes for dramatic rituals, sure. But I think we all know that some entities are just powerful bastards and need some extra oomph to get them out of the damn house.

You know what is more potent than salt at killing bacteria and germs?

Bleach.

You know what’s really good for just killing all kinds of stuff very dead?

Medical autoclaves.

Now I understand that not all of you have access to autoclaves, but I understand that a good pressure cooker can also do for sterilization. So therefore, I propose that if you have yourself a haunted doll or something that isn’t reponding to the usual methods, a wash with chlorine might be in order; and if that doesn’t to the job, a visit to the Insta-Pot might teach the bastard who’s boss around here.

(Of course there might not be much of a doll left but it wasn’t like you needed to keep it around, anyway.)

✨✨Naughty Haunted Dolls✨✨

Go Into

The Autoclave

@curlicuecal

I can’t decide if it’s funnier to think of exorcisms as equivalent to sterilizing your haunted doll, or autoclaves and bunsen burners as equivalent to exorcising your lab equipment

#if you would merely like to pause further activity of your haunted doll consider putting them in the freezer (via curlicuecal)

thepratandtheidiot:

acepunks:

i’m going to throw a brick at this man

a small sampling of my favourite tags on this post:

#hes just saying things recreationally(noknowshame)

#you really think someone would do that? just become the most fearsome pirate in the west indies and tell lies? (arborescendres)

#*lying* why would i lie(magiaveneno)

#flint leaving a place of truth and taking a sharp left: i gotta get the FUCK outta here(halewoods)

#sir episode one introduces you as the biggest liar and manipulator in the west indies. glass house much?(butchniqabi)

#little lying twat#he means the world to me(dykebonny)

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

solarskunks:

people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs

They invented them as a weapon first then later discovered their use as a seating option

guerrillatech:

katriniac:

dearestloveliestdarcy:

Did I watch this several times?

• Yes.

Did I giggle every time?

• Also yes.

caroldanversenthusiast:

Katherine Ryan - Glitter Room.

omnidens:

personification-of-anxiety:

dangnabbitsonnyjim:

closetedguyy:

leg-stealing-bee:

futurakid:

avatarmerida:

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

arirna:

tikkety-tok:

athenasdragon:

:

lastoneout:

lovedelun:

jentlemahae:

jentlemahae:

crying

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

u forgot the best part

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I’m glad I finally have context for it

@ukaizawa

God, that explains this:

metfell:

metfell:

look what my discord frequently used emotes made

fucking squit

this is my son squit hes very anxious be nice to him

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

archy-with-a-y:

theadventurek9:

farm-paws:

farm-paws:

ALT

I call this ‘sunset as you are taken out at the knees by a cattle dog’

ALT

I own a cattle dog so. no.

Your photo reminded me some that I have, I call this collection:

“Your horse spooks and bucks down a hill after you let go of the reins to take a photo.”

May I add: body slammed by the other dog midphoto

h-medicinalis:

plaguedocboi:

sillybadger:

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

You’ve just changed the fucking game

[|87

valeriegauvin:

fool me once, shame on you

fool me twice, shame on me

fool me 186 times, david luiz

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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