#laugh track

whynotfabulous:

daeynore:

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thegoodsandy:

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babyblueavenger:

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mayflydecember:

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captain-oh-no-not-again:

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treslecheslife:

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trashboi413:

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marten-blackwood:

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gnomer-denois:

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In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it’s also evil

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

You meet god

Thank goodness!

What’s the correct way to eat a banana?

Whole, in one gulp.

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

Father of the Muffin Boy

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

Car’s haunted

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

into the sky, where it turns into stars

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

….Ah

doodleferp:

So the new Fraggle Rock is fucking hilarious

modmad:

fablegate:

Okay but can we all picture pokemon that walk on all fours doing the thing where they stand up on hind legs to see better or to get something

oh you are definitely onto something here

bwooom:

“I think I will cause problems on purpose” nonbinary flag, for when you are a wizard who is going to cause problems on purpose and also you’re nonbinary

flowercrownjay:

whatever you do don’t think about how pixal must have felt when zane turned off his emotions and couldn’t love her </3

The writers certainly didnt!

fetus-cakes:

funny-tik-toks:

how many costumes does this guy have

xiaq:

Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what’s up?

My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I’m on my way home. Have you dropped off the…thems…yet?

Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We’re on our way, though.

The thems: uproarious laughter

rongzhi:

Uno reverse

English added by me :)

icannotgetoverbirds:

thebiscuiteternal:

damonnscroww:

voluntaryvictim:

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

powerjock:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

lesbian-toddhoward:

bonecouch:

“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”

- the alien from Alien (1979)

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

She was thinking it though.

t1kt0k:

a bot writes a saw movie

hoofpeet:

(Warden duties)

fartofthesunrise:

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

wheres that post that was like a screenshot where a terf said “why do trans women have an unhealthy obsession with their genitals” and their url was radcunt vulvahaver. it was so funny