#lemony snicket
Candid photographs of VFD members before the schism was finalized. In the left-sided picture and from back to front, one can discern Lemony Snicket, Jerome Squalor, and Jacques Snicket. The lady enjoying a book about horticulture in the right-sided picture is Kit Snicket.
Lemony Snicket, dismantling every communication device in his temporary residence. His right hand was bandaged due to an incident with a bat that carried a decidedly negative message, which it relayed by giving the writer a decisive bite to the hand. To this day, Lemony remains uncertain as to what that message could have meant.
Dated sometime during his neverending escape from authorities, enemies, friends, and any form of stability.
Writing ASOUE fanfiction is hard because trying to replicate Lemony Snicket’s dry humor is super difficult. I’m trying my hardest to be funny but I get this weird sense of imposter syndrome lol.