Don’t pretend, just accept who you are.
You can hide your loser-self from them
Reblog if you know the obvious…
that your limit is your hand. Loser!
First caption of 2019. Happy pussyfree New Year!
You know it is true. Don’t deny it and reblog!
I’m back! And I have new captions. The beta captions have survived the purge!
Reblog this caption so that more losers become lifetime virgins. This is a serious enchantment. Once you repeat it, there will be no turning back.
Happy Halloween losers