#literally me

pansyfem:

i love that type of queer masculinity thats just being a whore

assvvipe:

[punches harry in the face] [drags him by his hair through gravel] why are you such a good person [knees him in the balls] why are you so nice [sucks his dick]

avocadoscollapsing:

is it only me or do other people get emotionally attacked to their usernames and its like you want to change your username but then you’re like no, it’s my child

cuteschizoprince:

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

aweega:

guy who clutches his chest and says “GOOD LORD” in sincere terror when he finds out the blueberry sale ended and they’re full price again

cyancherub:

the man is 2d. the man is fake. but the emotions for the man are real

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

mywritingcannotbestopped:

Is this a problem?

helenaegan:

todaysbird:

@oneshortdamnfuse

nflstreet:

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

nerviovago:

jamieboya:

i’ve clearly regressed to 5th grade, so here’s some percy jackson fanart ladies and gents

dearrbhla:

if a book has ‘popular on tiktok!’ written on the cover i will not be reading it. i’m about to start flipping those tiktok tables in waterstones. yes this is mean and snobbish of me idc the fandom-ification of the publishing industry may be what pushes me to violence

ys19:

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

presidentalpaca:

creator-savannah:

Og!Rosalyn seeing Og!Choi Han and Og!Cale fighting: Oh they fucking

Og!Choi Han: *Pulls Og!Cale up close with his collar, both their lips are in kissing distance*

Og!Rosalyn: OH THEY FUCKING

briony-poisoned:

Me listening to this week’s Second Citadel: Aww I love it when Damien gets all cocky and confident! :)

Me, minutes later: Oh no oh NO OH SHIT OH FUCK

booksbandsboredom:

booksbandsboredom:

- thick eyebrows
- brown eyes
- brown hair
- a sweet smile
- a cute nose

So basically my heart is weak for Liam Payne

imlorelai:

me after one glass of wine: everything i say and do is iconic

shydreamlandlovers:

lovvvverrry: