#fictional men
“Do you believe in love?” I believe in fictional men loving every aspect of their lover
A tragedy (morally grey fictional men) followed by another cataclysmic event (falling in love with every one I read about)
I wish to lounge upon a fictional man’s chest and have him pet my head whilst whispering how much he loves me
what i would give to see nanami in a tight white shirt just like loid forger from spy x family
Well, it’s official. Fictional men have ruined real men for me.
You’re not going to read me poetry that puts into words all that we can’t say because we’re too busy protecting our found family, but at least there’s pining? Darling, no thank you.
We don’t have a Latin phrase that immediately evokes our relationship? Romance is dead.
We don’t have a theme song? What are we supposed to dance to right before Armageddon then? Riddle me that one, Batman.
You’re not going to make up a story to express your undying love for me, without actually expressing your undying love for me? Honey, just no.
We’re not going to have a “rivals-who-learn-to-respect-each-other-over-time-to-friends-to-lovers” arc? Why are you even here then.
If I tell you that I love you at an important moment in the plot are you going to say you love me too or are you going to respond with a sarcastic one liner? These are the important questions, dear one.
the man is 2d. the man is fake. but the emotions for the man are real
