#live blog

akaanonymouth:

I do not remember how Tumblr works but I am here and I am v gay screaming am about to watch bloody Holby with @asfarascruithne I have wine and years worth of screaming to do yet this may or may not turn into a live blog sorry

IT’S BEEN FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!! 5!! AND A HALF!!

And you can still count on two hands the amount of times they’ve kissed in comparison to the sheer amount of trauma they (we!!!) have experienced omg

Can they stop putting Sarah on weekend update? Like she’s not funny, and she’s trying too hard to make jokes at Colin’s expense like Che.

Why do they never cut the baby Yoda segment?

ITS STEVE MARTIN AGAIN THIS SEASON!

symphony-in-a:

LND Liveblog

I decided to introduce my friend (who only recently watched POTO for the first time) to Love Never Dies. Here are the best bits of her reaction:

Beneath a Moonless Sky:

• “Ma’am, you literally f***** this man you need to stop fainting the moment he enters the room”
• “She bang him with the mask on?”
• “I know he’s got self-confidence issues but”
• “Yeah if you don’t listen to the lyrics this is wonderful”
• “This doesn’t make any sense”
• *confused eyebrows*
• [‘A woman and a man, no more and yet no less’] “What does that even mean?”
• “It’s such a good song. If you listened to this in a foreign language it’d be beautiful.”
• *incoherent wheezing*
• “They’re both being so dramatic right now.”
• “I still can’t believe this guy finally got the thing he’s been dreaming about for years and then he literally just LEFT?”
• “He’s definitely just digging his thumb into her boob right now.”
• “She’s really pretty though. They both are.” (and yes my friend is bi)

Devil Take the Hindmost:

• [Erik pops up from behind the bar] *incoherent wheezing*
• “Why the f-?”
• “He’s definitely into, like, degrading people” (about the phantom)
• “This man definitely acts like a dominant but he would probably fold” (again about the phantom)
• “This is so gay- what?”
• “There’s no need for them to be this close to each other.”
• “They even fit the stereotype for gay couples with the tall dark one and the smaller blonde one… and their girl boss wife.”
• [The phantom chokes Raoul] *snorts*
• “He’s not even really trying to get out of this man’s grip right now” (about Raoul)

Beauty Underneath (as requested):

• “It’s very dramatic”
• “Why is he grabbing him like that?”
• “Is this dude [Gustave] not like concerned at all that this guy…? I don’t know”
• “This guy [Erik] just comes in and is like ‘look at all this strange sh*t’ and the kid is just like ‘cool!’”
• [Demon skeleton horse thing appears] “Hello?”
• “Who are these people?”
• Friend: “Does he own a circus?” Me: “Yes?”
• “That mirror thing is kinda resembling the torture chamber, no?”
• “What is the finger-?” *sound of disgust* “No not the fingernails”
• “At least this is a healthier outlet than torturing people.”
• “Did [Erik] dress his son up in this little suit or is the kid already as extra as his dad?”
• “It’s a mermaid! Not in water. Probably dying.”
• [Gustave screams upon seeing Erik’s face] “It was a good scream- it was a little rude, but uh. This dude [Gustave] seriously went around like ‘oh yeah I like all this scary sh*t’ then screams in his face… like???”

Til I Hear You Sing:

• “So dramatic”
• “Sad boi”
• “Does he have a portrait of her?” *wheezing*“She looks like Mary- this looks like a religious posing. Did he paint this?”
• “He’s like a dramatic golden retriever boy that also has a lot of trauma.”
• [Excellent note by Ben Lewis] “Ooh that was good”
• “He’s a really good singer”
• “He really is like so dramatic but this is all his doing, he literally could’ve had a happily ever after with this woman but he was like ‘oh I’m so ashamed I slept with her’”
• *wheezing*
• “Very dramatic hand gestures here to finish”

LND Liveblog

I decided to introduce my friend (who only recently watched POTO for the first time) to Love Never Dies. Here are the best bits of her reaction:

Beneath a Moonless Sky:

• “Ma’am, you literally f***** this man you need to stop fainting the moment he enters the room”
• “She bang him with the mask on?”
• “I know he’s got self-confidence issues but”
• “Yeah if you don’t listen to the lyrics this is wonderful”
• “This doesn’t make any sense”
• *confused eyebrows*
• [‘A woman and a man, no more and yet no less’] “What does that even mean?”
• “It’s such a good song. If you listened to this in a foreign language it’d be beautiful.”
• *incoherent wheezing*
• “They’re both being so dramatic right now.”
• “I still can’t believe this guy finally got the thing he’s been dreaming about for years and then he literally just LEFT?”
• “He’s definitely just digging his thumb into her boob right now.”
• “She’s really pretty though. They both are.” (and yes my friend is bi)

Devil Take the Hindmost:

• [Erik pops up from behind the bar] *incoherent wheezing*
• “Why the f-?”
• “He’s definitely into, like, degrading people” (about the phantom)
• “This man definitely acts like a dominant but he would probably fold” (again about the phantom)
• “This is so gay- what?”
• “There’s no need for them to be this close to each other.”
• “They even fit the stereotype for gay couples with the tall dark one and the smaller blonde one… and their girl boss wife.”
• [The phantom chokes Raoul] *snorts*
• “He’s not even really trying to get out of this man’s grip right now” (about Raoul)

GUYS RORY JUST SHOT AMY PLEASE FUCKING HELL AMY DON’T BE DEAD I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE SRTYUGJ NO :( THIS IS SO INTENSE BUT EVERYTHINGS IN SLOW MOTION AND THE MUSIC AESDRTF

WAIT SHIT AMY WHAT 

AESRTYJAERSJSRG GUYS I HAD TO PAUSE IT SERIUSLY THAT FUCKING PLOT TEIST I SWEARE TO GTDRFTY OMGF NO STEVEN MOFFAT YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE AND OKMFG ITS THE DOCTOR 0_0 THE PANDORICA WAS BUILD FOR THE DOCTOR AND ALL THOSE QUOTES ABOUT BEING ‘SOAKED IN THE BLOOD OF A BILLION GALAXIES’  AND OH MY STARS FUCKING THIS IS BRILLIANT THIS WHOLE THING BECAUSE IT FITS WITH ELEVENS CHARACTER SO WONDERFULLY AND HIS FEELINGS OF SELF HATRED AND I’VE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IM SO GLAD WE’RE GETTING GOOD CHARACTERISATION THAT STICKS RATHER THAN WITH TEN WHERE IT WAS A SEASON OF HAPPY THEN A SEASON OF ANGRY THEN A SEASON OF HAPPY THEN A HALF SEASON OF HAPPY THEN A HALF SEASON OF ANGRY SAD MAD SCARY  DEVELOPED TEN…Elevens is much more fluid and consistent and they’ve focused on it so much I just wow this plot twist floored me so fucking good rant over eekx

OH MY STARS OH MY STARS IS RORY PROPOSING TO AMY AGAIN?????/!!!!!!!! DASDRHXTFYKSRFTDGYJSEDRTGF

wait for fucks sake there ARE Daleks in the pandorica??? that was DEFINETLY a Dalek voice…for fucks sake jesus chirst no :( I have to say that thats a shit plot twist and SO FLIPPING PREDICTABLE SCREW YOU DOCTOR WHO *sighs*

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE ROMANS?????

Guys I’m realy seriously worried about Amy here like why is she crying I don’t understand and its scaring me especially cause its near the end of the season so anything could happen jesus 0_o