skriveting:

me after writing out the scene I imagined in my head:

rhymingwithpurple:

elytrians:

elytrians:

shipping fictional characters together as an adult is actually very fun and i encourage it. it is also one of the worst things you can do to yourself and should not be attempted. it’s very simple really.

pros of shipping fictional characters as an adult: having a more mature and experienced outlook on people and relationships actually opens up a lot of new funny, interesting, and even thoughtful ways of engaging with the concept of fictional people kissing. also, it’s fun.

cons of shipping as an adult: you will inevitably form an extremely niche and personal interpretation of the relationship between your favorite fictional people who you want to smash together like barbie dolls or possibly on-fire waste disposal trucks, and become extremely annoyed by the popular fan interpretations that are bland and formulaic by comparison. but since you are also involved in the deeply cringe activity of getting emotionally invested in a fictional relationship you have no chance of being taken seriously if you complain about it, and therefore no choice but to try to ignore it and make your own content that is liked by 3 of your friends who are the only like-minded people you respect and that one account that likes everything you post anyway

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

wait fuck thats sa

thus-spoke-gee:

alrightsnaps:

The responses to this post Dany stans are really doing the Lord’s work lmao

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

s-foils:

plot twist: the grand inquisitor really does die and in the next episode we meet the NEW grand inquisitor, his brother with a taller narrower head played by jason isaacs

The Grander Inquisitor

perseannabeth:

When I started reading the PJO books Walker Scobell was three years old. I have read fanfiction that is older than him.

xo-romiiarts:

If geto lived long enough for the MCR reunion.. (x)

gendersnaps:

bigbigtruck:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

scribefindegil:

And speaking of pronouns, flat-out my favorite part of the LOTR Appendices is when it’s revealed that the Gondorian dialect of the Common Speech differentiates between formal and informal second-person pronouns but the distinction’s been lost in the Hobbit’s dialect, so Pippin’s blithely been using familiar terms of address with the Lord of the City, and thus helps to explain both why the Gondorians are so ready to assume he’s a prince and why Denethor finds him so amusing to have around.

not what i expected from a post that began with “speaking of pronouns,” but an a++ show of the versatility and surprise daily available on tumblr dot com

are you telling me Pippin says “y’all”

“can you pass the mead fam”

shesnake:

male gaze this female gaze that what about the gifmaker’s gaze

comradekatara:

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happy zukka week xoxo

shinox:

shinox:

shinox:

Do you think there are any good pictures of men eating strawberries

Asking for science

LMFAO IS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED GOOGLEWHY

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lightmyluke:

He’s a bit confused but he’s got spirit