#logstedshire
~ TommyInnit
<Ranboo>paper
<Thunder1408>scissors
<Thunder1408>loser
<Ranboo> ./ban Thunder1408
<Thunder1408>NO
GB: “Hey Tommy! How’s it going?”
TI: “PRETTY GOOD. JUST SAVING THIS AUSTRALIAN MAN.”
~Lazarbeam
TI: “Well… I’m not out to turn on L’Manburg…”
LB: “Ah, I mean… Tommy, look at the way they kicked you out.”
TI: “Yeah, but-”
LB: “Why would you support them?”
TI: “Yeah, but y’know, there’s…. Tubbo…”
LB: “What did Tubbo do to you, Tommy? Didn’t he exile you?”
TI: “…Yeah.. Yeah, he did…”
LB: “So why? What’s so special about L’Manburg? What have they ever done for you, Tommy?”
~TommyInnit
(Context: Previous Quote)
~Lazarbeam
TI: “Don’t speak too much to Lazarbeam, Wilbur.”
GB: “Why not??”
TI: “He’s Austrailian.”
GB: “Oh… Oh that’s- I’m so sorry, Lazarbeam!”
~ Lazarbeam
(Context: Previous Quote)
LB: “I choose not to touch the platform, ‘cause it’s like… somewhat inferior-”
TI: “Because you’re scared.”
TI: “Do you even have a Twitch account?”
LB: “Oh, no I’m not allowed to have one. I’m a YouTube streamer.”
~TommyInnit
~ TommyInnit
~ Lazarbeam
(Context: Previous quote)
LB: “I know we’ve had such a… COMBATIVE relationship. I just don’t think it needs to stay that way.”
TI: “Well, in my defense you ARE Australian.”
~ TommyInnit
~ TommyInnit
(Context: A baby zombie villager almost pushed him off a Nether ledge and into lava, and my mans absolutely FLEW with his cobblestone)
TI: “I’m fuckin’ BACK. I’m gonna go swear at some people. Talk about how much I love women.”
RB: “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH. That’s good.”
TI: “AAAAAHHHHHH MY PEP’S BACK, BOYS! I’M FEELING GOOD!!”
RB: “YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!! Wait, what do you mean you’re saving an Australian from death, though?”
~ TommyInnit, to Fundy and Ranboo
~Lazarbeam
LB: “I was bringing you a GIFT.”
TI: “Was it out of pity??”
LB: “No. It was a peace offering.”
*music stops*
TI: “…Whereabouts are you?”
~ TommyInnit
~Lazarbeam
~ TommyInnit
TI: “You were making fun of me in the chat, and NOW look at me!”
LB: “…yeah, yeah, no I don’t think-”
TI: “I DON’T KNOW YOU NO MO’.”
LB: “…I don’t wanna talk about anything- I may have just fallen into lava and I left the game before anything happened, so I don’t really wanna talk about anything right now…”
~ TommyInnit, to Lazarbeam
~ TommyInnit, talking about Lazarbeam
(Context: Previous quote)
IF: “Snapchat? What???”
RB: “Oh, we love- We LOVE Snapchat so much. It’s great.”
TI: “WE LOVE SNAPCHAT.”
RB: “We love Snapchat here. I’ll make a sign-”
TI: “Snapchat.”
RB: “-that just says Snapchat.”
i’m so alone. i miss him so much.
