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goldenskywalker:

boss: and you’ll design the green room

architect: the… green room?

boss: yes. you know what a green room is, right?

architect: y- yeah, of course

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wondersmith-and-sons:

when you have daft punk tribute concert at 9 and have to go to the furry convention at 10

onceuponaroast:

Look, sometimes I don’t have anything especially important to say about my special interests. Sometimes I just rotate them in my brain like I’m pre-heating them in the microwave while excitedly vibrating at the speed of sound

spicy-vagina-tacos:

orteil42:

open-world tetris

thats just putting away the groceries

chibigaia-art:pov you enter a boss arena for the fifth time without realizing it’s a boss arenachibigaia-art:pov you enter a boss arena for the fifth time without realizing it’s a boss arena

chibigaia-art:

pov you enter a boss arena for the fifth time without realizing it’s a boss arena


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tributary:

hook hand in unloveable car door

cannibalqt:

fakeghostpirate:

enecoo:

Why do all white conservative pundit women look the exact same

Wonderbread guy commissioned the GOP

This one, this is the most horrid response in this cursed thread.

loudestcrowdever:dechart:official-lucifers-child:rainecloud020604:official-lucifers-child:gen z: *bl

loudestcrowdever:

dechart:

official-lucifers-child:

rainecloud020604:

official-lucifers-child:

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

Here have this

yup.

I laughed so hard at this


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dianapocalypse:

normal-horoscopes:

goldhornsandblackwool:

m0ltisanti:

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

lotsathink:

science-bastard:

the-fucker-named-skeletor:

the-fucker-named-skeletor:

the-real-skeletor:

A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

Part 2

Part 3

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It’s not even hard to get out

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It’s not even hard to get out

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It’s not even hard to get out

rowan-jupiter:

aeschylus-stan-account:

Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning “noble” or “lovely” or “beautiful”. It can also mean, in various contexts, “graceful,” “lush,” “splendid,” “mirthful,” or “majestic”.

The adjective in question is “wlonk”.

don’t you dare hide this in the tags

voyageofbran:

xphilosoraptorx:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

mygreenknittedsweater:

pricklylesbian:

valorheart:

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

ok im obsessed w this tag

once in grade 6 I saw a ‘pottery making club’ in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that’s the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

lavenderbasil:ajd1219:alarnia:mostlycatsmostly:momo-da-cat: Tried to take a picture of my Ch

lavenderbasil:

ajd1219:

alarnia:

mostlycatsmostly:

momo-da-cat:

Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it’s the perfect time for a glamor shot

that cat is huge

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

Oh my god. Thank you. I was concerned.

I actually LOLed.


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callowyn:roachpatrol:i think i know which kind of bear lives in those woods#oh this is a joke

callowyn:

roachpatrol:

i think i know which kind of bear lives in those woods

#oh this is a joke about Care Bears not Pride


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