#lol irl
boss: and you’ll design the green room
architect: the… green room?
boss: yes. you know what a green room is, right?
architect: y- yeah, of course
when you have daft punk tribute concert at 9 and have to go to the furry convention at 10
Look, sometimes I don’t have anything especially important to say about my special interests. Sometimes I just rotate them in my brain like I’m pre-heating them in the microwave while excitedly vibrating at the speed of sound
open-world tetris
thats just putting away the groceries
I made a lil DA quiz for fun lol
hook hand in unloveable car door
Why do all white conservative pundit women look the exact same
Wonderbread guy commissioned the GOP
This one, this is the most horrid response in this cursed thread.
biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell
chemists will be like this is a molecule
okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like
They are not kidding
We are full of so many fuckign guys
A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you
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How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It’s not even hard to get out
How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It’s not even hard to get out
How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It’s not even hard to get out
Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning “noble” or “lovely” or “beautiful”. It can also mean, in various contexts, “graceful,” “lush,” “splendid,” “mirthful,” or “majestic”.
The adjective in question is “wlonk”.
don’t you dare hide this in the tags
roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:
early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
ok im obsessed w this tag
once in grade 6 I saw a ‘pottery making club’ in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that’s the natural state of the human race
In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides
The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.
Yeah, every recess