#lonespeedo
At the beach, you play a game. Rock-Paper-Scissors or whatever. Whoever lost will need to sacrifice their shorts to wrap up the valuables. Phones, wallets… you can’t just leave it lying around.
Jesse lost, and his long shorts are now keeping their valuables safe.
He will just have to spend the day in his tight green speedos, taking one for the team! As luck would have it, he forgot his shades and his shy eyes were captured in every photo.
Small packages may contain big personalities.
There’s no shame in wearing speedos if you have one!
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Philip always wore a pair of speedos under his shorts at the pool party.
When his friend forgot his swim gear, Philip offered either his speedos or his shorts to his friend. He hoped his friend would pick the speedos, because he had wore a small tight speedos today.
But his friend immediately chose the shorts because he didn’t want to be just wearing a pair of speedos in public. This meant that Philip had to be stuck in the tight red speedos. But at least the patterns sort of concealed his bulge. He certainly didn’t appreciate his friend drawing attention to his speedos. Perhaps he shouldn’t have offered a choice!
Kenny always wore a pair of speedos under his shorts at the beach.
When his friend forgot his swim gear, Kenny offered either his speedos or his shorts to his friend. He hoped his friend would pick the speedos, because he had wore a small tight speedos today.
But his friend immediately chose the shorts because he didn’t want to be just wearing a pair of speedos in public. This meant that Kenny had to be stuck in the tight blue speedos. His height and long legs meant that the speedos looked extremely small in comparison. Perhaps he shouldn’t have offered a choice!
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Stephen is a betting man. He lost the bet, and now he has to wear speedos for the day.
When his friend suggested that the loser would have to wear a pair of speedos… He agreed to it, thinking he would emerge the champion, no matter the contest.
But it turns out, he was horrible at chess. He only wished that the pair of speedos he had to wear were a size bigger, because all his “King” is certainly exposed. Checkmate!
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Before the pool shoot, the models drew lots for the outfits to be worn.
Armie was forced to wear a pair of speedos, even though he would have much preferred the shorts.
To make things worse, the photo was taken from a low angle which put his crotch in prominence. He was certainly hoping that the shrinkage from the cold winds wouldn’t be evident.
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Before the photoshoot, the models drew lots for the outfits to be worn.
Pete was given a pair of speedos to wear, even though he would have chosen the black shorts if he had the chance.
He would be the focus of the photo, exposing his body for the world to critique. Except, no one realised that his fuzzy pubes were peeking out of the speedos.
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