#long long man

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holy shit Long Long Man is gay i had no idea

for context:

this is a series of gummy commercials where it looks like the girlfriend is cheating on the boyfriend with this dashing dude who has longer gummies than him, and at the conclusion of the series of commercials after they get married and long man comes to the wedding it looks like the wife is going to leave with him but then long man confesses his love for the husband.

i love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI

it’s a ride

please watch this it’s honestly my favorite series of commercials ever

Oh my god I love Long Man

i just realized that the back of his jacket in the bike courier bit says “long distance” 

these are the best commercials ever made