#love these headcanons
some tuor headcanons because he is Best Boy
- He picks up languages very quickly. While it didn’t take him terribly long to learn Quenya while in Gondolin, he spent a long time pretending to know less than he did in order to catch his friends off-guard when they spoke Quenya in front of him.
- Tuor is both a very talented and very resourceful cook, thanks to his years spent as a mountain man. He can turn squirrel meat, weird slimy mushrooms, and a few random herbs into something surprisingly edible.
- Knows absolutely nothing about fashion and basically refuses to learn. Doesn’t entirely understand the point of owning more than one pair of boots.
- He uses humor to cope with traumatic memories. This results in situations where he’ll tell “funny” stories about things that happened to him while in captivity, which everyone else understandably finds horrifying.
- One of the main reasons he fell head over heels for Idril was that her organization and practicality made him feel very safe.
- Has one of those personalities where he genuinely wants to get along with everyone, even if they’re horrible snobs who obviously hate him (hi, Maeglin).
- Claims to be able to have full-on conversations with dogs, despite this not being the case.
Tim is getting the spotlight now
TIM HEADCANONS!!!
- As you know, he was in and out of foster homes and hospitals
-It wasn’t till late sophomore, early junior year of high school does he officially get adopted
-Ends up being the oldest brother to four younger siblings and oh boy was it work
-He lowkey enjoyed though. It was nice actually being part of a family
- I changed canon a little where he befriends the Marble Hornets gang in high school rather than college cause I want the high school drama/comedy thank you very much. Hurts more when they all die :)))
-He actually did baseball for a little bit, and he was damn good at it…till he was kicked out for beating a kid with a bat while he was having awful hallucinations. In the middle of a game too
- Okay here’s a happy one: Brian made him try out for the school musical where Tim became Brian’s understudy. Low a behold, Brian got sick and Tim had to take over. Turns out he’s actually a damn good actor. It’s actually where Tim developed his love for music
-Also because of it, he’s a closeted theatre nerd.
-Also he’s a autistic, I’m very much self projecting
- Generally has all kinds of random skills he picked up when he was young. Examples being: Kickboxing, drawing, can play at least three instruments, acting (masking actually but it works), basic magic tricks for parties, somehow a better director than Alex but that’s not saying much, photography, baking, animal care, and there’s more but this post is long enough as it is
-Can’t cook though. Literally don’t let him.
-Animals, dogs especially, adore him. They literally follow him around. Walking Disney Princess right here
- I can’t stress this enough: he is NOT the tired dad friend. He is the quiet enabler who allows and participates in the stupid shit his friends does because he knows it’ll at least be fun.
