#lucifer s5b spoilers
Chloe, showing up at the hospital later with a gaping stab wound:
Nurse:Wow, I’m surprised this didn’t kill you!
Chloe:Oh it did.
Nurse:What?
Chloe:What.
Lucifer dying this season makes like the third cannon time. Can we please get a break???
Whatever you do, don’t imagine if Chloe hadn’t been revived. Don’t imagine Lucifer having to come back empty handed, and Trixie asking him where her mom was-
Friendly reminder that Chloe will be a single mom going into s6.
*potential spoilers for s5*
All of us: Haha Tom Ellis in the Michael battle suit is so hot!
Us when Michael kills Chloe that same scene:
*Lucifer spoilers*
Me, seeing spoilers: haha Lucifer is allowed to go back to Heaven!
Me, when he bursts into flames:
*Lucifer spoilers*
“I’m so sorry Lu..”
I would rather be stabbed with Azraels blade than ever go through that again.
Micheal really said “gaslight gatekeep girlboss”.
*Lucifer spoilers*
Dan’s funeral is one of the single most painful things I have EVER watched.
HIS TICKET NUMBER IS 666