#lucius ofmd
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Look, I don’t think Lucius is dead. Worse things have happened on this show and people have not died, he’s going to show up wet and slightly pissed at some point
coming out of basically retiring just to stick my head in and say that izzy hands is not the sole human in the muppet movie that is our flag means death. izzy is the sam eagle role. sam eagle as izzy hands gasping furiously, monobrow just barely lifting, and protesting “it is not the way piracy is DONE, edward!”. sam eagle as izzy hands turning to the camera and grumbling “WEIRDOS.” in your heart you know this.
the only human is obviously lucius.
I think the flaw to the Only One Human approach is that people forget the Muppet Christmas Carol is the ONLY time it’s been One Human and all the other movies are full of humans being as muppety as the muppets.
so like. yeah lucius is a human (in a relationship with muppet pete). olu and jim are humans but in the “still get wild musical numbers and a subplot” sense of amy adams and jason segel in the 2011 movie. ed might be a human but STRICTLY in the way tim curry was a human muppet in muppet treasure island.
Lucius has survived so many murder attempts. What if that becomes a running gag for him in future seasons 
“…death, you know… I’m used to death, but, um…but not your death.”
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I love it when Jim rolls their eyes at something/someone
if you compare us to your favorite ship, i’m sunk haha
I kinda expected this scene to go like this…
Okay this might be the most self indulgent thing I’ve drawn this year… all crews as animal friends
Thank you for inspiring me @piescrossstitch!
Animals list:
- Stede as a sea otter
- Ed as a porcupine
- Izzy as a possum
- Swede as a canary
- Jim as a wild horse
- Olu as a bear cub (Pie’s choice)
- Lucius as a flamingo
- Frenchie as a wallaby
- Wee John as a harp seal
- Black Pete as an armadillo
- Roach as a mongoose
- Buttons as a crocodile
- Fang as a beaver
- Ivan as an ocelot
I am also not immune to the gay pirates show !
making izzy and lucius charms too
Gay pie rats
One of my favorite Lucius moments