Vanya: Whats the best way to diss an adult

Diego: O K B O O M E R

Vanya: what if they’re not a boomer though

Klaus: *hits blunt* Boomer isn’t an age it’s a state of mind

Diego: Who needs friends? I’ve got knives!!

Diego: *reaches for knife*

Diego:I…

Diego: i ran out of knives

Klaus:His name was Dave

Diego:

Klaus: *trips and accidentally throws his bowl of fruit loops in the air so it lands on Five’s head*

Five:

Diego: *runs up to the down escalator coming from upstairs*

Allison: Diego that’s the wrong escalator!

Diego: NoT iF i RuN fAsT eNoUgH!!

*starts running up it*

Allison:

Hazel talking to his therapist: You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.

The therapist:

Klaus: *does drugs in Diego’s car after Dave dies*

Diego: Ok, but just so you know, I’m judging you.

Klaus who is higher than a turtle’s life expectancy: NoT iF I JuDgE yOu FiRsT

Diego:

Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*

Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.

lonicera-caprifolium:

a reunion

can we all as the tua fandom collectively agree that we hate luther so I can no longer hide in fear of being online-jumped

The man and the Kraken

My drawing of the elevator scene in The Umbrella Academy season 2!! Please don’t repost!!

allison:gaslight

ben:gatekeep

vanya:girlboss

luther:mansplain

five:manipulate

diego:malewife

+ bonus

klaus:manifest

diego: why are you looking at me through a fork?

five: I’m pretending that you’re in jail

diego:why?

five: it’s spiritually healing

klaus, on google: wow, I love astrology. which planet can I blame for my problems?

diego:earth

diego: people treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. it’s one of the perks

diego: sorry dude, but we need to finish this so we need to handle it professionally and maturely

klaus: name one time I haven’t acted professionally

diego: you’re holding a juice box

klaus: it stops me from spilling my juice!!

diego: you shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you

five: then I’d never get to insult anyone, and we can’t have that

the umbrella academy as random images I found in my camera roll

luther:

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diego:

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allison:

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klaus:

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five:

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ben:

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vanya:

Credit the artist @duckhymn

Credit the artist @duckhymn

Kraken ed just compels me so

I need to purge my urges, shame, shame, shame

I need an alibi to justify, somebody to blame

Just a wee bit of dog training.

[ID. Izzy Hands kneels before The Kraken in an abstract burst of reds and golds and black background. The Kraken has his hand on Izzy’s chin, completely unimpressed, while Izzy warbles out a pathetic little heart. He looks shocked but is blushing. He doesn’t deserve a little treat, but that doesn’t stop him begging.]

Nobody cares for your tears, you most of all.

tyrograph:

i have some kind of feelings about their dynamic ok

Oh yeah, I also remembered I have an Inprint if you want one for yourself ‍☠️

Art Prints by Tyro Graph

i have some kind of feelings about their dynamic ok