#mammon stans gather

Just thinking about how much S2(?) Mammon would get teased about his crush on MC on a daily basis by not just his brothers, but the entire Devildom.

He isn’t exactly quiet in public either, so I am confident that he’s sparked quite a few misunderstandings with the whole ‘I am MC’s first’ thing. Thanks to his brothers gossiping amongst their friend circles (or jealous complaining in Levi’s case), the entire demon realm knows that the second Lord is heads over heels for the human exchange student.

Can’t let such a wonderful chance to be demonic pass up, now can they?

• Shopkeepers always refer to MC as ‘his partner’ and offer schemes for couples whenever he’s out with them even if he’s blushing profusely and screaming at them to cut it out. One can clearly observe their grins as soon as his back is towards them; they clearly enjoy the entertainment they get out of watching a demon lord acting like an overgrown attention-hungry puppy.
• At Fangol practice matches, succubae from the cheerleading squad intentionally ask MC to cheer and ‘scream a player’s name as hard as they can’ when Mammon’s within earshot so that they can watch him stomp over all cherry red and blurt out some poor excuse about why the human can’t. They coo and giggle over it in the showers like high schoolers.
• His manager in charge of arranging his photoshoots always asks MC to visit and purposefully gets them surrounded by staff, and the entire set gets an absolute kick out of watching the second born get irritable and distracted throughout the job. Quite a few times, the photographer had to accommodate the human into the shoot as well just to get Mammon to sit still.
• The witches purposefully whisper about MC whenever Mammon comes over. It’s their new best way to strike deals with him; dirt and information on MC in exchange for money and favors. It works like a charm. Every. Single. Time. After a while, they toned down on it because even they started feeling bad for tricking him like that.

Everyone’s always known that he’s possessive of his belongings, but this time they can see it is different. How he’s like a different person around MC.

Mammon is the butt of so many harmless and quite frankly adorable jokes because of his lovesickness. A lot of Lust demons even fawn over it once in a while which in turn gets Asmo riled up. A lot of demonesses secretly wish their boyfriends and lovers were more like him. Demons want some soft loving too, you know.

Sorry girls, there’s only one like that. And his heart belongs to only one.