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Asmodeus: Oh MC~ what are you writing?

MC, journaling: Its…erm… a story.

Luke: What’s it about?

MC: A family…. the eldest is prideful and doesn’t show affection to his siblings. The second eldest steals and gambles away any hard work the family does. The third? He only cares about what others have and how he can get it. Number four is angry and tries attacking the others since he has so much unchecked rage. Then there’s the sibling who only cares about his reflection and getting in people’s pants. Then the two youngest are in the middle of both eating them out of house and home and being too lazy to do anything. Of course, there’s side characters but they don’t help sometimes.

Lucifer: How unrealistic. A siblings job is to care for their family.

Mammon: Second guy sounds like a scumbag.

Leviathan: Third guy sounds worst lololol I wouldn’t wanna be him.

Satan: just….attacks? unchecked rage? sounds like a wild animal to me.

Asmodeus: What an empty life, it sounds fun but so….loveless….

Beelzebub: yikes…. no sharing? what a jerk….

Belphegor: lazy…. hm… that sounds unrealistic.

Diavolo, Solomon, Simeon: that sounds dumb, the side characters don’t help?

Barbatos: …..I see it’s my turn to use the braincell today.

Little side hug/hand on hip- internal dialogue

Lucifer: ah yes, I shall casually put my hand on your waist to show that you’re mine. Holding you close signifies that you’ve been claimed. No I’m not having heart palpitations, hush your human mouth.

Mammon: H-Hand on w-waistttss….. Give me…. H-human…. They so p r e t t y, he lpp… I am NOT in love I am not I am not I am-

Leviathan: don’t panic!!!! This is NOT a drill!!!! You are t o u c h I n g MC and they’re LEANING on you- H-Hand squishy on the cute human….

Satan: Alas, for once the raging beast has calmed. My soul rests easy for you are in my arms, my love. Perhaps… We could even kiss? No….but perhaps?

Asmodeus: why does MC have such a nice butt? Not even in a perverted way, they’ve got like….the body of one of those pretty greek statues or one of those lovely victorian painted people…

Beelzebub: heheheheheh, little human! Tiny cute MC in my arms, wanna snuggle? Wanna kiss?? I’m hungry, but weirdly not for food? Love hungry? Is that real?

Belphegor: I’ve never understood levis body pillows until now. This is comfy. Holding them close like this? I just wanna lay my head on their shoulder and hug them and-…..zzzzzzzzzzz

Diavolo: huggyhuggyhuggyhuggy- MC is so sweet, letting me give em a little side hug! They’re so cute… Just you wait, MC, I’ll make you my prince/princess/princet!!

Solomon: All these demons in the harem and you picked me to hug? Nice. Maybe I could…..sneak in a little… Smooch? Why does Satan have a knife-

Barbatos: I….didn’t see this coming? But this is nice. Holding you, that is. Perhaps if I can get a break we could go to my very inconvenient room with no visible bed?

Simeon: why are you blushing? It’s a hug?? Is it my leotard? You can tell me it’s the leotard. humans are so weird! And cute!! I like you.

Luke: I am 5ft2 and cannot reach much higher than this. A waist hug is kinda what you’re getting. Also, Mammon is staring.

Beelzebub, drunk: *hic* MC wouldn’t give me a hug…

Belphegor, trying to soothe him: they did hug you. You just refused to hug them back.

Beelzebub, sobbing: BelphiE thEY’RE sO sMAll?? What if I sQuISH EM???

Belphegor, looking over at an equally upset sober mc: I don’t think they’d mind….

Leviathan: nobody would ever want to date me.

MC: I wanna date you!!

MC, holding gifts: for you, because I love you!

MC, legally married to Levi: My Levi!!~ I love you so much!

Levi, hiding behind a Ruri-chan body pillow: so alone smh

Lucifer: My love (derogatory)

Mammon: loyal bastard (complimentary)

Leviathan: weeb (neutral)

Satan: Rabid Badger (loving)

Asmodeus: $l*t (complimentary)

Beelzebub: Crunchy (loving)

Belphegor: local murderer (neutral)

Diavolo: big ol bean (derogatory)

Barbatos: Sebastian (derogatory)

Solomon: Talented (warning)

Simeon: Nasty Boy (loving)

Luke: angel (literal)

Leviathan: look at him! ugh I hate him.

Leviathan: that stupid hair?? That messy room??

Leviathan: and chasing after someone who probably won’t even acknowledge him because they’re so out of his league??? Rofl

Leviathan: so cringe lol

MC, gently pulling him away from the mirror: Levi please…..

Hey

Do you wanna smile?

Listen to a Jenna Marbles video and pretend you’re listening to a recording of you and Mammon dicking around.

It’s how I get the inspiration for writing Mammon tbh.

Lucifer: I am a grown-up responsible man.

Lucifer: so no, I’m not upset about MC declining my offer for a night out at the Devildom’s finest restaurant.

Satan, smugly: so you’re not about to take that bottle of wine to bed with you so you can cry out your feelings?

Lucifer, concealing the wine shaped lump in his coat: no, s a t a n, I am NOT.

Asmodeus, drunk: tonight’s a good night for…..y'know…. *Wink wink*

Lucifer, exasperated: no I don’t know.

Asmodeus, getting progressively more excited: goin out into the woods…..slapping deer….y'know~

Lucifer: No, I…I don’t know???

Fic ideas:

  • MC making Lucifer take a nap. They stand guard at his door to protect him from his brothers. The human takes it a bit too seriously and there may or may not be a pillow fort to protect Luci.
  • Beel getting a tooth surgery done. He wants soup. He cannot remember what the word for soup is. He’s struggling to describe soup while MC is desperately trying to make whatever “scchxzzzooullep” is
  • Asmodeus, Satan, MC, and Leviathan teaming up to become Catboys™
  • Solomon messing with real life autocorrect.
  • Simeon trying to be a Single Mother with One Kid wooing a Single Parent with like Nine Demon Children (mc)™
  • ????? Idk tell me more in replies

MC: so why do you guys think you’re broke.

Mammon, wearing 100% gucci and literally dipping the things he owns in gold: no clue.

Leviathan, wearing a cosplay matching his 50k grim Ruri-chan figurine with swappable outfits and posable limbs: it’s a mystery.

Satan, muffled by his vast library of ancient priceless tomes and scrolls: I’m stumped on this one.

Asmodeus, wearing a diamond bikini + one of those fancy feather trimmed chiffon robes and using up all the bandwidth to flirt with randoms online: tragic, really…

Beelzebub, who is no longer hungry: I’m confused as well…

Belphegor, who has been buying new bedding every week as well as plushies from his favorite luxury sleep brands:dunno.

Lucifer, who budgets for this dumpster fire family and is currently sobbing on the floor of his office: ʰ ᵉ ˡ ᵖ

MC: guys, this is my spouse-

Lucifer, already in demon form: your WHAT

Mammon, on the floor sobbing: B-but I’m your first….

Leviathan, who had already ordered custom MC figurines to go with his ruri chan ones: top 10 saddest anime moments???

Satan, with a spellbook: ex spouse more like-

Asmodeus, in a dramatic robe: oh honey… You settled?….

Beelzebub, throwing away his dinner: I guess no picnic with Belphie….

Belphegor, with a gun: I can fix this.

Diavolo, ready for war™: wHy MC

Solomon: I have a spell for this.

Simeon, crossing his arms: I bet they don’t love Jesus™

Luke, who had secretly drawn up a shipping chart to see which man would win MC over: all this glitter glue for nothing.

Barbatos: I….didn’t see this coming.

MC, holding a Mystic Messenger body pillow: …..I wasn’t expecting this.

Random asshole demon: c'mon don’t eat so much, nobody likes a glutton.

Beel:………

Satan: oh no

Simeon:yikes

Lucifer, getting the bail money ready:whelp.

MC, kicking down the classroom door: noW YOU LISTEN HERE FUCKER-

Beelzebub: Hm….I’m hungry… I Need a snack….

MC, trying to flirt: How about me?~

Beelzebub, oblivious: Nah I’m more thinking like a burger or something.

Lucifer, who’s been watching: oh sh-

Leviathan: oooooooop- oof lol

Mammon: bet money they cry

Satan: a legendary yikes from me.

Belphegor: oh Beel…. Dude….

Diavolo: what happened?

Barbatos: I think this is called….a burn, my Lord.

Simeon: I have no faith in this.

Luke: why would Beel eat mc?…

Solomon: I have no spell for this.

Asmodeus, wheeling MC out on a hospital gurney: holy FUCK YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL THEM-

MC: yo dare me to fit this whole steak in my mouth for five bucks??

Beelzebub: honey this is our anniversary dinner…

Beelzebub, pulling out a 20 dollar bill: make it 2.

Idea:

The boy being referred to as their own special pet name for the first time.

Lucifer going completely blank when referred to as Husband or hubby

Mammon going bright red at being called baby

Levi bluescreening at handsome

Satan dropping his book when called dearest

Asmodeus puffing up in utter elation at being titled Sweetheart

Beelzebub grinning and saying “Thank you” whenever called honeybecause he doesn’t know how else to react

Belphegor getting all shy when called snugglebug

Diavolo getting adorably flustered at MC referring to him as King

Barbatos spilling tea when he hears my love

Solomon straight up missing a spell because he’s been called sugar

Simeon’s face heating up at being called cutie

Luke throwing a mild tantrum and burning down three villages because he’s been referred to as little brother.

Give the boys soft feelings and names!

They deserve the love!

kitty-genshin-headcanons:

b0oberry:

still got obey me brain rot so,,,

pact marks with the bros <3

lucifer - his mark only comes with trust. he places it on your shoulder, right on the outside, where he usually puts his hand when you need his reassurance. he gets the appeal of more provocative or convenient placements, but the placement is a reminder of his support. he doesnt want you to forget it.

mammon - his, to some surprise, ends up right between your shoulder blades. its centered around your spine, spreading outwards towards your shoulders and lower back. to mammon, this spot can be quite tender. yes, when he’s excited or proud, it’s where he gives you a congratulatory smack on the back. but its also where he likes to leave soft, breathless kisses. he spends hours there, mapping out your back with his lips. seeing his pact mark there fills him with a smug (but appreciative) feeling.

levi - his mark finds its home on your thigh. right on the front of it, smack in the middle. he likes it there because it can be secretive and covered up, but when you wear shorts and skirts, it can be shown off. he likes it when you show off his mark; it reassures him that you are proud and happy to be associated with him. when you sit next to him, sometimes he rests his hand over it, just to feel the warmth of the mark and your body.

satan - he is very purposeful about his pact mark placement. satan spends plenty of time thinking about where he’d want it to go, where you might like it to go. he gets an idea during one of the times he reads to you. you sit on the other end of the couch, your legs in his lap, and he rests his free hand on your ankle while he reads. he decides to put your mark there, right where he drums his fingers.

asmo - despite his placement’s rather suggestive connotations, asmo’s choice comes from a place of support. he puts his mark on your hip, right where it can be covered by underwear or swimwear if you wish. he uses it as a reminder of highly he thinks of you and your body, no matter what issues or insecurities you may have. when you look at it in the mirror, asmo wants you to think of him, and to treat yourself with the love he has for you. (he also thinks its really hot lmao)

beel - his mark is set on your abdomen, between the crests of your ribcage. its easily covered up, and beel doesn’t mind much whether you want to show it off or not. but he likes holding you around your middle, kissing your stomach and chest, and gently poking you there to get your attention. no other spot would do.

belphie -at first glance, belphie doesn’t seem to care where his mark goes. he carries an indifference about it. but once it’s placed on your chest, in the space under your collarbone, you realize how much he did think about it. when he sleeps on you, he rests his head right where the pact mark is. he wanted to mark his napping spot, and it will forever make you think of sleepy mornings wrapped up in belphie.

@pen-ink-therapy

This is so wholesomeeee. Come. Get the fluff

<3

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Treasured 8

entry : here it is, the last and final chapter of my Treasured series !! It’s been 3 months since I’ve updated and I’m still very sorry it took so long :,<<

warning : VIOLENCE, implied drugging, please proceed with caution.

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“I agree, this unfortunately isn’t limited to this recent encounter.” Simeon agreed to him as the Avatar of Wrath finally sat down in his seat whilst everyone turned their varying gazes towards the older angel. Most of them being filled with anguish, fear and anger. He stood up slowly, his chair moving backwards with a groan of its legs. In Simeon’s black gloved hand held the rest of the small crystals, disguised as actual listening devices.

He opened his mouth and was about to play more of the audios when he was interrupted.

“Hold it.”

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I love this. That’s all I have to say.

And I gotta tell ya, I did not see that ending coming.

Well done bud!

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