#marina kovalova

One felt pain worse than that felt when gazing upon Penny Leigh’s face…and then there were drugs. Natural birth sounds simply ghastly! One had them pump me full of whatever was allowed and it was simply marvelous. The only thing that could have improved things would have been a slender Llama King Smooth betwixt my fingers as the room faded to nothing. Sadly this did not last.

The drugs were powerful. So powerful that one agreed with Ruslan when he suggested we name our newborn daughters Marina and Irina after his baba and her sister. So powerful that one did not lamp the scoundrel who did not inform one that TWINS ran in his family! 

After one was sewn from yonder to breakfast, the reality struck. How does one possibly bloody avoid smoking now? Damnit and blast would have been more appropriate.