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Cabbage King Posters
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Murder, Mongrels, and Mittens! The Cabbage King is the trashy documentary series sweeping the world as sims everywhere tune in to see the antics of Bo Neurotic and his nemesis, Karen Askin. Did he have a contract out to kill her? Did she really feed her husband to Cabbagepatch? Only two people and a dog know the truth.
Two framed BGC posters, one BGC unframed, pinned poster and one billboard (requires City Living) to show off your sims’ love for their favourite new trashy series.
Requested by the lovely @magnoliapromenadegalleria! How could I say no to this ?
Why does this bring me so much joy?
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Dear reader,
It has been some time since one has written and I find myself craving the tarry, acrid taste of a Llama King Smooth more than ever. Alas, for one is unable to even exist in the same room as their foggy discharge. Damnit and blast!
One’s life has taken several turns, most for the worst since giving up my precious death sticks, however what I am about to tell you is perhaps the most ghastly of all.
“My ah…well filled pirozhki, we must be patient! It’ll happen when it happens!” Ruslan cooed in a calm, kind voice that made one desire nothing more than to use his head as ground stuffing for the Winterfest turkey.
“Oh, one did not realise that you were also playing host to a navel-goblin that decided to dance a hideous little jig on your bladder! One is dreadfully sorry for being so impatient.” I snapped back. I knew I was absolutely ghastly, but it was impossible not to be!
That was when one felt it.DAMNIT AND BLAST!
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Some time later…
Noelani and Freddy had been approaching their forties quite happily with no plans to add to their family. They knew their fertility had been lowered by the watcher as they got older and felt quite confident that their barn woohooing wouldn’t result in anything more than a few splinters. Luke wasn’t exactly a splinter…
Noelani traded in her designer clothing for plaid to disguise the baby sick and Freddy developed a few extra gray hairs, but they were happy if not more than a little exhausted and surprised.
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::Download:: (Patreon - Free from 26th March 2022)
Spring is in the air, birds are singing and the wedding cake is causing routing issues. Here are a few more options for your sims!
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::Download:: (Patreon - Free from 26th March 2022)
Spring is in the air, birds are singing and the wedding cake is causing routing issues. Here are a few more options for your sims!
Camille Dress - Strapless, mermaid tail wedding dress with lace detailing. Not too simple and not too much.
Helena Jumpsuit - An updated take on the traditional bridesmaid dress.
Doris Dress - Perfect for the mother of the bride or even a bride who wants something a little more subdued.
Anka V2 Hair and Veil - Sister hair to my original Anka updo, complete with an optional, simple veil.
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https://www.twitch.tv/ice_creamforbreakfast
Hi everyone! I’ll be streaming TS2 at 1:30pm GMT today and collecting for Ukraine. Please come along and help if you’re able to
If you aren’t able to come into the stream, but would still like to help, the donation page is here:
https://tiltify.com/@ice-creamforbreakfast/lets-help-ukraine
I’m Live!!
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https://www.twitch.tv/ice_creamforbreakfast
Hi everyone! I’ll be streaming TS2 at 1:30pm GMT today and collecting for Ukraine. Please come along and help if you’re able to
If you aren’t able to come into the stream, but would still like to help, the donation page is here:
https://tiltify.com/@ice-creamforbreakfast/lets-help-ukraine
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https://www.twitch.tv/ice_creamforbreakfast
Hi everyone! I’ll be streaming TS2 at 1:30pm GMT today and collecting for Ukraine. Please come along and help if you’re able to
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Archimedes: Get her, Grim!
Grim: Empress of Evil, Cabbagepatch Prudence Le-Croissant Pantoufle Baba-Yaga Mothballs-Smyth, it is your time to….
Cabbagepatch:No.
Grim:But…
Cabbagepatch:No.
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In spite of their differences, Jamie and Isabella rarely fought and were able to find common ground over Lego.
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Magnificent cosmetic surgery aside, Heather is in her eighties at the very least, so she sold up and moved in with her favourite (but that’s a secret) grandchild, Noelani.
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I’ve been slowly recreating sims from my TS3 Enekjaer save since like 2014. I’m at a point where I have almost all of them now! This is only a small selection of them
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::Download:: (Patreon - Free from 24th February 2022)
When I finished my part of the Suits You Sir collab, I didn’t really finish! I was still inspired to make male clothing, so I put together a mini-set for this month’s set! I hope you enjoy it
Ruslan Overalls - Denim overalls paired with a sweater
Tank T-Shirt - Named after the notorious Tank Grunt of TS2 Fame! A fitted jersey t-shirt with rolled up sleeves
Don Shirt - A shirt Mr Lothario would be happy to be seen in! Casual shirt with open cuffs
Idris Suit - A smart suit paired with a poloneck for a less buttoned up look. Comes in gradient swatches or jewel tones
This has been free since the 24th but I chose chaos this week and it’s been wild!
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One felt pain worse than that felt when gazing upon Penny Leigh’s face…and then there were drugs. Natural birth sounds simply ghastly! One had them pump me full of whatever was allowed and it was simply marvelous. The only thing that could have improved things would have been a slender Llama King Smooth betwixt my fingers as the room faded to nothing. Sadly this did not last.
The drugs were powerful. So powerful that one agreed with Ruslan when he suggested we name our newborn daughters Marina and Irina after his baba and her sister. So powerful that one did not lamp the scoundrel who did not inform one that TWINS ran in his family!
After one was sewn from yonder to breakfast, the reality struck. How does one possibly bloody avoid smoking now? Damnit and blast would have been more appropriate.
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It was with good fortune that we were prepared for such an incident. After one’s previous moment of guilt, we removed Uncle Grant’s seeping clocks from our bedroom wall and shipped them back to him.
Grateful that she was no longer within his lascivious sights upon the return of his beloved clocks, Aunt Verity returned ones clothing with rather expensive family heirlooms hidden betwixt the folds of superior fabrics. Ebay is a simply marvelous site!
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Some high waisted, rolled jeans for the warmer weather. These can worn as part of your sims’ everyday style or dressed up for those garden parties and bbqs that they can attend while the watcher is in lockdown
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