#marinette is a wayne
Bio!dad Bruce Wayne
Mari: Hey guys! I finally came out of my room, and man is it cold in here! [Drops to the ground.]
Dick: Oh God! She’s dead!
this is the fic that got me into maribat
and ngl i ate that fic UP
like i was like, “omg this is like the best thing ever.”
and when i found out there was a whole ship and fandom i went crazyy
Jason: ..Pix, how did you get through all those orders?
Marinette: Here. Listen to this, it’s a real motivator.
Music.id [It’s about drive, it’s about power. We stay hungry, we devour. Put in the work, put in the hours. And take what’s ours. Black & samoan in my veins My culture banging with strange..]
Jason: I LISTEN TO THE ROCK TOO!
biodad bruce wayne
imagine marinette got into a fight at school right
marinette’s the type of person to not get into too much drama but like if someone hits a tough spot she might go off
now imagine someone doing something that just got her to the absolute edge bro
they slap her cheek and you know how it in like tv shows when someone slaps them they dramatically turn to the side that the person slapped them on and is just in shock
right.. so that’s marinette and she’s honestly just offended like how dare you. now marinette gets into a fight with this girl, and like she kept it on the down low bc like she wasn’t trying to get suspended or gave rumors spread
she comes home with a bruise on her face and just like speeds into her room and everyone is like “did we all just see that?”
and at dinner she’s probably daring someone to say something about it
Dick: Mari you ate today.. right?
Marinette: Eating is to survive! Of course I remembered to eat! I mean who forgets.. loser.
One of my daydreams!
Ages:
Everyone is the same except for Marinette
Marinette— 3
After family dinner
Bruce: You guys need to be supportive of your sister because she’s being potty trained. So if she needs to use the bathroom, take her.
Dick:Okay.
Tim: I don’t- um, okay?
Damian:Tt.
*He says that but Damian actually loves Marinette, everyone does*
skip skip skip
*Damian taking Marinette to the park*
Marinette: ..Dami? [starts squirming]
Damian: [Turns to her] What are you doing? Why are you holding your- uh..
*Calls Bruce*
Damian: Uhh.. Marinette is squirming. I do not know why father.
Bruce: Quick! Take her to the bathroom now!
Damian:*panics*
Bio!dad Bruce Wayne
*Car ride featuring the batboys and Marinette*
Marinette: I swear if you don’t go faster.
Jason: I’m going as fast as I can Pixie!
Marinette: You know what. *Moves towards front of the car*
Dick: Marinette.. what are you doing.
Damian: Stay back.
Tim:*asleep*
Jason: What is she doing?
Marinette: Jason. I swear. If you don’t go as fast as this car freaking can, i’ll open the car door and pee in the middle of the road.
*car speed increases*
skip skip skip
Bruce: Why’d the car get a speeding ticket Jason?
what’s your favorite maribat trope?
mine personally is hurt/comfort, fluff, or enemies to lovers (daminette).
Family Time — or something
Part 1 Part 2 (Here)
Jason: Pixie! Since when did you have a Tiktok account?
Marinette: Since Paris? Why wouldn’t I have it? ..Jason?
Jason: [Furiously scrolls through account.] Who is that in your video? [..reads caption] Adrien?! Is this the same Adrien who’s going to be staying here?
Dick: Did I hear an Adrien?
Damian: Yes. Yes you did.
Marinette: [Faces Damian, and makes a ‘you’re dead’ movement.] [She tries to escape while she can.]
Jason: Oh no no no! You aren’t off the hook young lady! ‘You used the song Apple bottom jeans?!!’
Marinette: [Mumbles angrily.] Can the ground consume me?
At Dinner
Marinette: Hey Alfred, could you please prepare for an extra person in the manor?
Alfred: Of course, young miss. You mean a room?
Marinette: No just for meals and stuff. They can sleep in mine.
Bruce: Who are you inviting to the manor?
Marinette: ..Oh just Adrien.
All the batboys:ABOY???! [Just imagine they said the word ‘boy’ disgustingly.]
