#marvel vision

I screamed louder at that WandaVision ending than I’ve ever screamed in my whole life oh my god

Loki: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.

Vision: *accidentally steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Loki: That one. I want that one.

Vision: What are you doing here?

Loki: I could ask you the same question.

Vision: I live here. This is my house.

Loki: I should probably ask you a different question.

Vision: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant something like a conch shell!

Loki, struggling to hold a seagull: Maybe say that next time!

Vision: What are you in the mood for?

Loki: World domination.

Vision: That’s a bit ambitious.

Loki: You are my world.

Vision:Aww…

Loki:

Vision:

Loki:

Vision:OH—

Vision: Pick a card, any card.

Loki:Fine.

Vision: Wait, that’s my credit card!

Loki: You said any card.

Vision: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Loki: Nat 20 Charisma.

Vision: That is NOT how that works—

Vision: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Loki: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Vision:…

Vision: You mean ring bearER, right?

Loki:…

Vision: Loki, look at me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Loki: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Loki: Ask me to kill for you.

Vision: …First of all, calm down—

Vision: What is wrong with you?

Loki: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Loki: We both look very handsome tonight.

Vision: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would’ve said “So do you.”

Loki: I couldn’t take that chance.