#loki friggason
Loki: Gay as fuck to be a mad scientist. What are you mad about? Men? Are you just crazy about men?
Bucky: I hear that science is a man dominated field. Is that what you want? To be dominated by other men?
Tony: *confused af* I beg your pardon????
Bucky: *holding out a Bouquet of flowers* what’s not clicking?
Loki: I really don’t understand how all of us are single because we’re all attractive and have good taste in music. Like what more do people want?
Natasha:………
Stephen:………
Tony:……sanity
Loki: people are so demanding.
Death Of The Lie - Masterlist
Death Of The Lie - Masterlist
by@fandom-and-feminism &@fadingcoast
Summary:
Odin and his daughter Hela are the perfect conquerors of the universe. The nine realms fall one after the other into their clutch. After Odin takes a new wife and has a son, he wants to become a benevolent king, and has no use for Hela.
Hela abandons her father and marries King Laufey of Jotunheim, a sworn enemy of the Aesir people. Not long after, she becomes pregnant with Laufey’s child.
Odin cannot let that son be born, but against all odds, the boy survives. Odin declares war, imprisons Hela, and steals the child and the Casket. The boy is to be raised as his own until he could make further use of him.
The half-Jotun-half-Aesir boy grows up to look and act a lot like his mother, which disturbs Odin, and makes him treat the boy horribly.
Odin’s lies are deep and complex, but the boy, a Prince twice over, will learn the truth.
PAIRING: Hela/Laufey - Loki/OMC - Loki/Sigyn
RATING: Teen
WARNINGS: Graphic depiction of childbirth. Angst. Suicide attempts. Child abuse. Bullying.
**Includes two NC-17/Mature oneshots.
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Forever In a Decade
Summary: Loki returns to Alfheim after finding out Erik is betrothed to marry the Vanir princess. Distraught, desperate, and in need of a break from reality, he and Erik find themselves closer than they had ever been before. This takes place at the end of Chapter 12: Diplomacy.
RATING: NC-17 || Mature for explicit sexual content (18+ ONLY).
PAIRING: Loki/Erik (OMC)
We Can Blame It On The Mead
Summary: Loki has accidentally turned himself into a woman. After a failed visit to Asgard, he and Sigyn have too much to drink, and their brother/sister relationship is tested in the most pleasurable way. This takes place at the end of Chapter 15: Woman.
RATING: NC-17 || for explicit sexual content (18+ ONLY).
PAIRING: LadyLoki/Sigyn
Avengers: *all hiding from a bad guy in a cave*
Bad guy: *finds them in like 2 seconds*
Loki: ??? What gave us away
Peter, nervously hiding his light up sketchers behind his back: So here’s the thing…
Hemsworth: You need to get a hobby.
Hiddleston, holding up his dog: I already have one :)
Hemsworth: That’s your dog, how’s that a hobby?
Hiddleston: A hobby?! Ohhhh I thought you said a BOBBY!
You: I’m y/n, but you can call me anytime ;)
Loki: ? okay then
Loki: hi anytime
Loki: LOL you have a crush on me!How embarrassing!
You: Loki… we’re married.
Tony: Peter, for your birthday I bought you McDonald’s
Peter: Thanks Mr.Stark! I really wanted a happy meal!
Tony: You… wanted food?
Peter:Yeah?
Peter:
Peter: Wait then what did you buy me?
Tony:…
Tony:McDonald’s…
Peter:
Tony: The whole company…
You, from the other side of the room: Loki got me a half opened coke can the other day
Loki, while kissing your hand: Only the best for you, love.
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You: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
5,4,3,2,1
Loki: *hops up on couch*
You: *hops up on chair*
Thor, looking down: No it’s not! It looks like hardwood.
Loki, while transforming the floor into actual lava::D
Thor, hopping up and down: Whyow do you ow hate me owbrother.
Loki: Peter, what is a dad?
Peter: …You mean a dab?
Loki: No, a dad. I mean, I’ve had 2 of them but they don’t feel like what dads are supposed to feel like.
Peter:…
Peter:Mr.Loki do you need a hug?
Sam, eating chips on the other side of the room: He said he needed a dad not a hug how stupid can you be?
one of my previous posts were inspired by this fan art
(not mine ++ credos to artist -> nanihoo)
You: Loki, I’m having someone over tonight
Loki:Who?
You: My friend Tom Hiddleston. We met in the park this morning
Clint: That wasn’t Loki? I swear it looked exactly like him.
You: Nonsense. Well he’s coming over for dinner and he should be here any minute
Loki: Barton, you’re overreacting.
*doorbell rings*
You: *opening the door as Tom walks inside*
Loki, still talking to Clint: There’s no way he’s even close to being as handsome as-
Loki: *turns around to face Tom*
Loki:-me
Tom and Loki: *looking at each other up and down*
Tom: Have we met bef-
Loki, cutting him off: Nope. Never. Never met before.
Clint, whispering to you: I’m telling you, Y/n, they could be twins!
You, looking over at both of them while thinking:Hmmm…
You, shrugging: I don’t see it.
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Sweet Dreams
Loki,entering your room: I have to go back to Asgard for some time
Loki,walking in: But I should be back-
Loki, realizing that you’re asleep:-soon
Loki, walking up to your bed and taking off his cape: Goodnight my love
Loki, kissing you on the forehead: Sweet dreams
Loki, wrapping you up in his cape: Don’t cause too much trouble without me
Loki, taking off his helmet and placing it beside you: And remember my love, no matter where I am, we are still under the same stars.
Loki, caressing your cheek: Remember that.
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They’re making the same face here
Popcorn
Loki: *turns away from you*
You: *steals some of his popcorn and puts it in your own popcorn bag*
Loki: *turns back to look at you*
Loki:???
You::)
Loki: *turns away again*
You: *steals more popcorn*
Loki: *turns back at you and looks at you straight in the eye*
You: *sweating nervously*
Loki: Y/n… I think someone has been stealing my popcorn. Do you know who it might be?
You: …I have no idea
You: *turns away from Loki*
You: *immediately turning back to him in fear that he’s stealing your popcorn*
You,looking down at your popcorn bag: *realizing it’s full because Loki gave all his popcorn to you*
You: *turns up to look at Loki*
Loki::)
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Toddler Loki, to his stuffed animals: KNEEL BEFORE ME!
Frigga, yelling from the other room: Loki! It’s nap time! Come put on your jammies!
Toddler Loki: but mOOOOMM IM DOING WORLD DOMINATION!
Precious snake boy with his most treasured cube
BREAKING: In addition to a Loki series on Disney+, we will also be getting Wanda/Vision and Winter Soldier/Falcon shows!
ALSO BREAKING: My piggy bank to pay for the Disney+ streaming service.
