Ridiculous Shit I’ve heard College Students Say

For some context, I go to Embry Riddle which is specialized in Aeronautics and Engineering.

• Is anyone else craving shaving cream?
• Freddy Fazbear is a whore
• The only thing that turns me on is rocket science
• Im only one dumb enough to take my own advice.
• Give me my drink you machine of Satan
• “Think she’ll get mad if I eat barbecue wings in the classroom?” “Possibly.”
• Coding is the purest form of masochism.
• The scientific method was made to verify stupid decisions.
• Being okay is relative.
• It’s not murder if it’s consensual!
• Florida does not have rednecks. Florida has Florida men.
• The only people who can be trusted less than engineering students are tuba players
• Bold of you to assume that I know what I’m doing with my life.
• Do you know how many calories are in Uranium?