#mayor of clown town
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
No one can get any work done around me. Productivity is zero. Everyone stares as I chew….. erotically, sensuously. All of the women spontaneously start ovulating. All of the men feel threatened by my raw sexuality and they slink out of the door, beneath my notice. My teeth gnash, goddess-like, as Dorito crumbs cascade into the valley of my heaving cleavage.
