#i’m back bitches

Strife: Stay on the bull and I’ll show you my other gun

Me:

hey besties, guess who finished her first year of college

chews-erotically:

*****18+ ONLY!!!*****

PROSPECT********

*Part ONE* *Part TWO* *Part THREE* *Part FOUR* *Part FIVE* *Part SIX* *Part SEVEN* *Part EIGHT* *Part NINE* *Part TEN* *Part ELEVEN*  *Part TWELVE* *Part THIRTEEN*   *Part FOURTEEN*   *Part FIFTEEN*

THE MANDALORIAN******

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#THIRD#

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

No one can get any work done around me. Productivity is zero. Everyone stares as I chew….. erotically, sensuously. All of the women spontaneously start ovulating. All of the men feel threatened by my raw sexuality and they slink out of the door, beneath my notice. My teeth gnash, goddess-like, as Dorito crumbs cascade into the valley of my heaving cleavage.

givemearmstopraywith:

me after sitting in the sun for ten minutes: love is real