#maze x eve
Best thing
Dan: I’m sorry Eve. You’re under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.
Eve (clearly inebriated): I choose to waive that right.
Eve: *screams for a solid 15 seconds*
–BONUS–
Lucifer: why are you strung up by your thumbs without your pants this time, Daniel?
Dan (glances towards Maze brandishing her knives): no reason at all
Chloe:*sighs*
Maze: no no no. Eve! When Decker gets that drunk you have to think like Lucifer
Eve (jumps up and down excitedly): okay but the pics are going up on my account this time
[a few hours later]
Amenadiel: uh, Lucifer? Why is there a text from Maze with a video link that says “Chlazeve > DeckerStar” on your phone?
Lucifer *hellfire eyes flickering*:MAZE!
Ella: can I just say that– and this is important so everybody shut up– I love your hair
Eve: thanks! It’s genetic and therefore unattainable
Lucifer: what genetics? My Father fashioned you from your ex husband’s rib— OW!
Maze: don’t listen to the hater, honey
