#mccann

I don’t, don’t, don’t, get out

I can’t see the sunshine

Oh I’ll be waiting for you, baby

‘Cause I’m through

Sit me down

Shut me up

I’ll calm down

All I do is drink coffee and cry about how much I miss Van McCann

’Cause you’ve got a mind that is so hell bent on

Fixing me up before I get my coat off

You with those hands that are so hell bent on

Making a mess to suggest you’d think something

Catfish better hurry up and come out of hiding because people are starting to go mad

Even a small post would suffice

I see a lot of catfish stans joining the Inhaler fandom, not that I blame them, they make pretty sick tunes

When the perfect conversation

Looks you in the eyes

And says they get what you’ve been saying

This whole time

You can look for confirmation

All your life

But you ain’t gonna find much better than this

Really miss Catfish nowadays, but can we just take a moment and appreciate how f*cking sexy Van looks in this photo?

Cigarette tainted lips and eyes the color of the ocean.

I wanna love you

But I’ve no time for your friends who can fucking do one

I’ve had a rough night

Let’s get drunk in your bedroom

And have a smoke in your window

Until you’re urging I tear up your clothes

it’s “I want to share a ciggie with Van and just chill out like we’re childhood mates, but also make out on the sofa” hours.

Can we just take a moment to remember baby Van and his sweater obsession?

I’m not crying, you are

I want to put him in my pocket and keep him safe forever

All the old catfish Instagram posts have captions written by Van and they’re golden, so imagine if Van was actually active in social media and captioned his own posts on his Instagram…

The man would be legendary, providing the public with quality entertainment and a will to live

“i’m a dead simple lad. i smoke fags and drink tea. i write my songs, i get in the van, i sing as good as i can.”

- V.M.

Van McCann: *exists*

Me:

Can’t believe got to hear Van’s voice today after so many months the angel sounded so happy about playing Reading and Leeds. I’m so proud of the lads

Choke me

The only thing I want wrapped around my neck.

Low quality photo of a high quality man

Van’s been MIA for so long my brain is starting to question whether he’s real and actually exists or I’ve hallucinated his existence this entire time

Van’s thighs savin’ lives

Van’s legs>>>>>>> everything else in the world

I cocoon

‘Round your shoulders

When you’re half-cut

And you’re frozen

And you’ve got that visible breathing

You’re depending on me again

He’s so pretty I want to cry

Imagine wrapping your arms around him and giving him the biggest hug

Someone drop some Vanfic recommendations please

Offer my hand and I’ll take your name

Share my shower, kiss my frame

Name someone prettier than Van.

Oh wait…

You can’t.

It’s missing Ryan Evan McCann hours.

Someone check to see how Van’s doing, he’s literally disappeared off the planet.

Here’s to the nights we’d come in

Having lost all judgement

And those dreams that we made

Would remind me of the ways

Fluctuate is a perfect song for hot, angry sex