#me at work

screenshotsofdespair:

hustlerose:

i’m not getting enough fucking enrichment. in my enclosure

monchursouls:

So, I found a website that lets me combine emojis like all the other posts that just got popular…

And this was the first one it suggested to me.

I call it Gevus, and it’s the feeling you get when you have to show no reaction to absolute bullshit.

Happy Pride Month!

Don’t be afraid to be true to yourself.

gothiero:

Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5

dirty-bibliophile:

yall ever just look at someone’s thighs & think “yep, I definitely wanna slowly rub my pussy all over his leg” or are you normal

boyboobs:

sorry that i havent been online as much recently they accidentally put me on display at macys and i was too shy to tell them i wasnt a mannequin

ravenclawravings:

“Why are some people allowed to be so incompetent?”

-A Ravenclaw who is annoyed with the low standards of other people’s work ethics.

dyingenigma:

The White Lotus

Finale.

lavender-lxnn:

adhd meal #846: a singular tortilla because you forgot to eat again so you feel like death but you’re about to go to bed and nothing sounds good so you figure the carbs’ll at least tide you over until the morning

rustingbridges:

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am