#me tbh
Me: This whole academic elitism is kinda weird. Couldn’t be me though.
Me after using one (1) Latin phrase correctly:
Vs. me, 10 minutes later encountering a term I am not familiar with:
Date a girl who will be the big spoon for you but also really adores when you are the big spoon
actually my question is why anyone travels by broom/floo powder when they can just. apparate.
90% of the reasons why any of the wizards in Harry Potter do anything is purely for the Aesthetic™️. A device that allows you to communicate in text with another person instantly? Pff. Owls are cooler. A channel that updates you with news events as they happen? No thanks. Moving newspapers look funky as fuck. A small bag with an undetectable extension charm so students can travel light? Um,,, but trunks??? Are??? Vogue???
How nasty I can get with a guy is directly proportional to his level of confidence.
You feel me?
How can you call yourself my friend and not be fingering me rn?
Aren’t you supposed to be there for me???
Can we normalize breaks during sex pls?
Sometimes I just wanna pause the ride to smoke a joint or change the song that’s playing uk?
yes I absolutely posted nothing for awhile and came back just to post about another anime asshole, what can I say? I’m predictable
i-like-big-dogs-andicannotlie:
‘my child is fine’, your child has watched Luca (2021) 6 times in 4 days and has cried every single time.
*Yuri on Ice episode comes out*
Me: I’m so focused right now. I’m going to keep working and I’m not going to let anything stop me.
Me to me: Watch it.
Me: But I have things to d-
Me to me: Watch it.
Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
How do I look huh? Well, it’s been a while since last I draw in Paint but it seems I haven’t lost any practice! The hype for MLP has been strong for me lately and finally I decided to design my Equestria Girl-sona (Not ponysona yet, that would be later) Also, I’m definitely a horse girl, I couldn’t resist it. I’m still figuring out what would be my name in that universe, but I’m pretty sure it will have to do with plastic arts.
Made on Paint at May 1st of 2022.
my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time
can the science side of tumblr explain THIS