#mean girls

There’s nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute. 

Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise?

Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.

There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.

Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not
good. 

Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?

I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen
automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I
am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely
say, I care. 

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

He’s a life ruiner. He ruins people’s lives.

Too gay to function? That’s only okay when I say it!

I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him!

I like *invented* her, you know what I mean? 

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Regina George.

We don’t have a clique problem at this school.

God, Karen. You can’t just ask somebody why they’re not white.