#mecore
ftm (female to muppet) hormone therapy
girl your tits warp the text on your t-shirt beautifully
tickle me? sorry…. tickle me? sorry…. tickle me? sorry-
I can give you kinks you didn’t even know you wanted.
i’m sorry i told u about my dad do u still think i’m hot
other people when they see the words ‘here be dragons’ on a map: this is a warning sign that this area is dangerous and should be avoided at all costs!
me, an intellectual, when i see the words 'here be dragons’ on a map: this is an invitation addressed to me personally
vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people
Priya is peak “goth but not allowed to wear goth fashion because of parents” representation.
DNI TUMBLR USER LEWISSORBET
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Picks you up and drops you out of the window platonically
im just like if a pathetic fictional man was a girl
I Am Hungry But None of the Abundant Food Items Available to me Appeal to the Whims of my Appetite and Therefore I Shall Starve: an unfortunate saga