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phana-banana:White people in horror movies be like He keeps trying to elude his captor, but he’s dum

phana-banana:

White people in horror movies be like

He keeps trying to elude his captor, but he’s dummy thicc,
and the slap of his ass cheeks alerts Dracula to his presence.


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kvarenje:

goingknowherewastaken:

commander-ledi:

bogleech:

letsgetsalty:

letsgetsalty:

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

IT GETS BETTER

In the wild these urchins will in fact carry a small rock or shell exactly on top like this and im so happy there’s people taking advantage of that and who care about their urchins as pets.

i visited an aquarium at some point, and our tour guide told that when the staff had a party, they put a little decorative plastic hat from a booze bottle into the sea urching tank, and just left it there because the sea urchins liked it, and kept taking turns in wearing it.

Discovering that sea urchins wearing hats is a thing in this world means so much to me rn

May I present my 4 year old bastard insisting on wearing my very buoyant thermometer

The audacity of this prickly man.

The sea urchin wearing the thermometer be like:

sophysourpatch:

Phantom Thieves in Threes

crtter:

catboydivorce:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com

https://www.visiticeland.com/outhorse-your-email/

… how did *all* the lesbians learn about this before everybody else?

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