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The bachelor challenge contestants: a snapshot
Luna:
Jake:
Tanya:
Herb:
Kripton:
Lucretia:
Danny:
Ash really likes Jake and enjoys his company, but he knows there’s an expiration date here. Is he being a jerk by leading him on? Is he being too hasty and just missing the thrill of having a whole bevy of sims vying for his affection?
He knows one thing for sure: he definitely doesn’t want to marry Jake.
Oh, and his dreadlocks really tickle.
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I mean, I bought you a nice double bed, but not only did it take a full 12 hours for this to happen but sure, take the couch, jeez.
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Finally, on the night of their first full day alone, some autonomous affecton. Initiated by Jake of course.
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The house feels very quiet with just the two of them, so they invite a couple of the old crew over. Jake and Tanya get along famously.
and Kripton wastes no time making his own move.
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OK, it’s been a little while, let’s check in on the happy cou-
Oh dear.
Distinguished followers, I present to you the happy couple - Jake Artemis and Ash Sparks!
Thank you to everyone who entered sims, and congrats to @katatty for supplying the winner! To those who followed along, I hope you enjoyed this fun little challenge!
I have a feeling we’ll be checking in on Ash and Jake as they embark on a relationship outside the house, as well as check in with the eliminated contestants…
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Before we celebrate Jake’s victory, there’s some business to take care of…
Pipped at the post, the final eliminated contestant from Will Sparks Fly? is the indomitable Luna Broski, who so quickly and consistently established herself as the one to beat. She didn’t always play nice, but her confidence and genuine chemistry with Ash have been very entertaining to watch.
Luna, you must be a bit in shock still, I know I am!
Luna: Hey, Jeff won fair and square. You can’t say I didn’t give it everything!
Wow, that’s being a very good sport. You tended to be fairly ruthless throughout the competition, so forgive me if this comes as a surprise…
Luna: There’s not much more I could’ve done, you know? Save for breaking Jeff’s legs or something! Which of course I would never do. HAHAHAHAHAHA I wouldn’t.
Any parting words for Jeff- wait, Jakeand Ash?
Luna: If chronic alcoholism is something Ash wants to put up with from a fat loser, good luck to him!
Ah, there’s the Luna we’ve come to love. We wouldn’t call you Miss Congeniality, exactly…
Luna: Fan favourite?
Probably not that either.
Luna: Well then FUCK YOU!
OK, it’s midday and I’m girding my loins for the crowning/elimination, HOWEVER:
It’s a dead heat! Each has a perfect 200 STR/LTR combo.
So, according to the challenge rules: “In the event of a tie, put your Bachelor in a room with both of the contestants and see who he interacts with first. The other Sim is the loser.”
Sudden death! Brutal! Let’s get this over w-
However, Luna chooses this exact moment to initiate contact with Jake.
I’ve been very supportive of your treachery Luna, but this affects me personally and is cruel.
Ash ponders his final choice. Remember, it only counts if he initiates the contact, and it doesn’t matter if it’s romantic or not.
But it is!!!
Jake: Bro!!!
Jake Artemis is the winner of Will Sparks Fly?!!!
Which means…
Luna: Shit.
Looks like everyone needs a little breakfast booze before we crown the winner. But time’s up, it’s almost noon!
Ready to crown a winner, Ash?
Ash: Can I have six more cocktails, first? *nervous laughter*
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DAY 7: Before noon, make out with each contestant to see who’s better. Eliminate the final contestant at noon and crown the winner.
Last social prompt! And really, is there any doubt how this is going to go?
Ash: Heh, someone’s been hitting the sauce nice and early!
It’s the last night in the house and Jake is bothered.
He rises early the following morning and keeps the rumours of his alcoholism alive by going straight to the bar.
Jake: If there’s a chance I’m going to be publicly rejected, I need a little Dutch courage, bro…
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Time for the fifth elimination and JEEEEEZUZ is this an extremely close race.
Despite an extremely clever gameplay strategy, Kripton Kroker has fallen ever so slightly short, and is the latest eliminated contestant from Will Sparks Fly? meaning Jake and Luna will be battling it out for the last day to win Ash’s heart. Nobody really got to know Kripton - despite his very outgoing personality, he only really engaged with Ash, and had zero chemistry with anyone else.
Kripton, you played an impressive gam-
Kripton: This is outRAGEOUS! There is simply no way Ash prefers me to leave over those two cretins. Nobody has played a better game than I have, and I only ever had a single bolt with him!
About that-
Kripton: The thing that pisses me off the most is I worked harder than any of the other contestants to get Ash’s attention.
You picked your moments extremely well and-
Kripton: I DID! While the others messed around with the karaoke machine and got drunk at 6am, I was planning and plotting. Plotting and planning.
You certainly flew under the rad-
Kripton: That was always my plan. Start out slow and let others burn out, and then pounce like a viper and take the kill.
Looks like you might have taken it just that tiny bit too slow.
Kripton: I guess Luna and Jake are the two biggest vipers in the house. *starts weeping*
Thanks for letting me get one full sentence out. Now, it’s time for you to leave.
And just before the next elimination, time for what will be one of the final 3′s last meal in the house. Look everyone is actually sitting at the table at the same time.
Look at Jake getting in a last minute smooch!
Luna: *snicker* Somebody’s pressed…
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DAY 6: Before noon, slow dance with each contestant to see who’s a better dancer.
Going to add in the ‘Lower Hands’ interaction to sniff out any prudes.
Jake’s into it.
Kripton’s also into it…
… and he grabs back.
Luna’s also into it…
… especially with an audience.
