#miss swimsuit

Delishmus pahnckn fresh in March dunno why just the neighbor lady gave it over the fence woohoo pahnckn fr chikn

schlarrp.

I gotta get me some of them newer solar-powered chickens. Charging them every Spring takes forever, and the cords are never long enough.

“No, I’m sorry madam, we have no chickens, but we do have some elegant, perfectly round ladies’ hats.

This one is lovely, perfect for church or the Ladies’ Auxiliary Luncheon, but it smells a bit… oh, comment dit-on… “poopish.” La poopoo, n’est-ce pas?”

Miss Swimsuit is receiving visitors.

Please pass any worms through the screen. Thank you.

Good god, it’s Spring. The Ladies are pushing ‘em out like upside down Pez dispensers.

Ooof, the ouefs.