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You can’t prank someone you don’t like. That’s just assault.
Mitch Pritchett, Modern Family. “Snow Ball”.
Phil: Let me buy Lily a new doll. It’s my fault Cam fell.
Mitch: No, no need. The My Sweet Companion store actually has a hospital with an on-call doctor. […]
Cam: Yeah don’t worry, she has medical insurance.
Mitch: Yeah, and I think we’ve met our deductible for the year so you should be good.
Gloria: Do you know what a doll is in my village? An apple on a fork.
Modern Family. “Virgin Territory”.
Cam: I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called “Every time I’m depressed, I take a drink”.
Mitch: That game already exists. It’s called alcoholism.
Modern Family. “Aunt Mommy”.
My sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called “Fire and Nice”. I was Fire, because of the red hair, and Claire was Nice, because it was ironic and she wasn’t.
Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family. “En Garde”.