yellowgnomeboots:

chaoticgouda:

How Having ADHD Makes You a Sim

• Will do random pointless shit when left to own devices
• Commands will vanish into the abyss if too many are given at once
• Can be impossible to understand (unless talking to other Sims)
• Surrounded by mess. Stressed by mess. Screams to a merciless God for not getting rid of the mess. …Will not clean the mess.
• Will eat random shit from the fridge instead of cooking actual meals.
• Has a literal carpool waiting outside but still struggles to get to work on time. 
• Personal friends with the Grim Reaper 
• Will forget to eat, sleep, shower or piss while engaged in certain tasks. 
• Will try to make friends by talking about their own interests for 3 hours

Feel free to add your own!

You forgot “pasta takes 2 hours to make”.