#more at eleven
Tony Stark is the person who could wield Thor’s hammer in one hand and the Infinity Gauntlet in the other and still be like ‘lol this is fake I’m a terrible person Actually’
Tony Stark: *donates millions into a women’s shelter, reveals his Top Secret identity as Iron Man because a puppy was In Danger, anonymously rehabilitates criminals who’ve fought him, literally just goes into orphanages to holds babies to make them feel loved*
Also Tony Stark: I’m irredeemable! Can’t save my soul! Awful person, remember thirteen years and four days ago when I was rude to that lady?? 0/10 stay away. What a waste of oxygen.
