#mostly a shit post

Yang bursts into her dorm:Weiss why the fuck didnt you tell me I could have 15% or more on bumblebee by switching to schneeco?

Weiss in the middle of giving Neptune head: *cough* YANG GET OUT I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING FELLATIO TO MY PARAMORE!

Neptune:Sup!

Yang:huh nice cock. But my boyfriends is bigger and better trimmed down there.

Weiss:DONT GAWK AT HIS COCK! You aren’t even dating anyone!

Yang:*chuckles* nice rhyme. But to be honest I’ve be secretly dating Jaune for the last four months and let me tell you. You fucked up big time. Unconditional love, free massages, he cooks and goes out dancing with me. AND he’s rocking an solid nine incher.

Weiss:GOOD LORD!

Neptune:but can he use it well?

Yang: so well I even let him do anal. I NEVER DO ANAL!

Neptune turns to Weiss:you missed out.

Weiss:wha but I wanted to be with you?!?

Yang:well I’m out I’m gonna tag team Jaune with p-money to see if I can finally outlast him*walks away *.

Weiss turning to Neptune:now I see what you mean. But for now give me that dick.

Neptune: OHHH~~~